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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    A: Cause Mr Wipple will kick your ***.

    Q: Why is Mr Wipple such a dick?
     
  2. Game123

    Game123 Well-Known Member

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    A: Because Mrs. Whipple is banging the milkman.


    Q: How does one know when buttermilk goes bad?
     
  3. Boltage Bimbo

    Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: You would be too if all you had was toilet paper to squeeze.

    Q: What is the speed of smell?
     
  4. WyomingBoltFan

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    A: Now that's a stupid question.

    Q: How come when kids are finally grown up and have left the home they cost you more money than ever?
     
  5. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    A: Because they think they're entitled to be 16 forever, and they live to suck their parents dry.

    Oh, wait a minute, that's just MY kids..........:unsure:

    Q: Why does the government take away the tax breaks for kids at age 17, when they start to get REALLY expensive?!
     
  6. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    The speed of smell is inversely proportionate to its pleasantness; e.g., the sweet essence of a rose takes several seconds to fully reach the olfactory center in the brain, while the baby's after-lunch diaper hits you like a Mack truck going 100 MPH!!!
     
  7. WyomingBoltFan

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    A: Because they want things to be painful. Then in their capaign for president they can say they feel our pain.

    Q: Do we help our kids outta love or fear they will put us in a nursing home if we don't?
     
  8. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    sometime next week


    who's authority were we suppose to question??
     
  9. Boltage Bimbo

    Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: All but this
     

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  10. Boltage Bimbo

    Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    Q: When did they bring back Kenny from the dead?
     
  11. Game123

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    A: Everyone's!


    Q: Why are black and white considered values and not colors?
     
  12. Game123

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    A: As long as you're willing to eat your mistakes.



    Q: What the hell is water based oil paint?
     
  13. Thumper

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    A: Isn't that when you put down a coat of water on your base guitar then paint it with oil? :icon_huh:

    Q: Who is Mrs. Robinson?
     
  14. LV Bolt Fan

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    A: Mr. Robinson's wife.

    Q: Who is Mr. Robinson?
     
  15. DefenseWins

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    A: Joe Dimaggio's mistress that made him go away...

    Q: Cats get furballs - what do catfish get?
     
  16. WyomingBoltFan

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    A: A date with my skillet

    Q: How do you mend a broken heart?
     
  17. Boltage Bimbo

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    A: With a scalpel and rib spreaders

    Q: Where do all the missing socks go?
     
  18. TheLash

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    A: to a parallel sock -based universe.

    Q: why does my car run better when it's clean?
     
  19. Boltage Bimbo

    Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    A: Because it knows it's gonna make it rain

    Q: Don't you run better when clean?
     
  20. VOF

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    A: Like a clean machine.

    Q: How can kites fly without wings?

    VOF
     
  21. Game123

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    A: They are made of anti-gravity materials.

    Q: How does something come up missing?
     
  22. DefenseWins

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    A: By reaching the surface while it's still dark outside...

    Q: How do you wear a FogHat?:icon_huh:
     
  23. sdbound

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    A: 18 bong hits before taking the slow ride to the show

    Q: Is tomorrow today's yesterday?
     
  24. DefenseWins

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    A: Only on the first full moon Friday of a leap year.

    Q: How do you get the sweet nectar out of tulips?
     
  25. sdbound

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    A: You have to bee careful

    Q: So you find grubs attractive?
     
  26. WyomingBoltFan

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    A: Yes, and tape worms too.

    Q: Just what are you cutting, when you cut one?
     
  27. Lightning's Girl

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    A.The cheese..........what else?

    Q. Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
     
  28. Game123

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    A: Because the word 'prison' was already taken.

    Q: What is the definition of 'is'?:icon_huh:
     

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