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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    A. What Bill Clinton says "is" is.

    Q. If a husband belches out of his wife's hearing, is he still a gross pig?
     
  2. VikingBolt

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    A. Only his dr. knows for sure.

    Q. Is it next year yet?
     
  3. Lightning's Girl

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    A. It can't come soon enough, IMO.

    Q. If a politician speaks to an empty room, is it still bullshit?
     
  4. LV Bolt Fan

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    A: yes.

    Q: Has a politician EVER told the truth? (Besides Bill Clinton)
     
  5. Lightning's Girl

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    A. Are you KIDDING?

    Q. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
     
  6. Game123

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    A: Well, he can't be horse.


    Q: If a cow has an abortion, is it decalfinated?
     
  7. TheLash

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    A: not if the NeoCons have anything to say about it.

    Q: why are chicken in a biskit crackers so damn good?
     
  8. Lightning's Girl

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    A. Because they taste just like chicken! HAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Q. How is stupidity like nuclear power?
     
  9. Game123

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    A: Small source, large supply.


    Q: Why are prisons called the penal system?
     
  10. VikingBolt

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    A. Cuz they couldn't spell penpal

    Q. Why is it we ask questions?
     
  11. Game123

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    A: Because we already know the answers. We just want to see if the other guy does too.



    Q: Why do ATMs have braille?
     
  12. VikingBolt

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    A. For out of town visitors

    Q. How high is noon?
     
  13. sdbound

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    A: Because God made us curious

    Q: Can you get second-hand diabetes from candy cigarettes?
     
  14. VikingBolt

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    A. No, only third-hand.

    Q. Is Elvis in the house?
     
  15. Game123

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    A: Elvis was deported back to Mexico.



    Q: Will you read me a bedtime story?
     
  16. VikingBolt

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    A. Of course not.

    Q. Where's the money?
     
  17. Thumper

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    A: Show me the money.

    Q: What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
     
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  18. Lightning's Girl

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    A. We'd have had to invent Him.

    Q. Why do we say "Holy ****"?
     
  19. sdbound

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    B: Because we Store it High In Transit.

    Q: Why all the smilies?
     
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  20. Boltage Bimbo

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    A: Yes. It says so in your avatar so it must be so.

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  21. Game123

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    A: No, Article 14s are never awesome. :lol:



    Q: Is a slug nothing more than a homeless snail?
     
  22. Thumper

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    A: Run, OJ, Run.

    Q: The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
     
  23. Lightning's Girl

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    A. A hot dog.

    Q. Why DOESN'T money grow on trees?:icon_huh:
     
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  24. Thumper

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    A: I got a pay day loan at money tree the other day.

    Q: Where did I go yesterday?
     
  25. Thumper

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    A: So I could find out if people were really watching me.

    Q: What did VAN DA KNIGHTMAN do yesterday?
     

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