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Ben Roethlisberger Charged with Sexually Assaulting Quacksaw!

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Rainman, Apr 10, 2010.

  1. Rainman

    Rainman BoltTalker

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    "Dammit, San Diego! Give me a call! Ben offered to show me his Radio Controlled Mini Indy Car, and when I got to his room, he kept trying to kiss me!

    Light up those lines, Chula Vista! Then he wouldn't let me leave his room! He was restraining me with those beautiful, muscular arms of his, Pomona!

    He whispered sweet nothings into my ear, Riverside! He gave me a hickey, Temecula! He has awful taste in romantic partners, Mira Mesa! He didn't even call me afterward, La Jolla!

    I'm traumatized, El Cajon! Call in, and talk me off the ledge, Downtown!

    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye wanna hear from YOU!"
    :nana_dance:

    Finally! A Quacksaw story that actually has the possibility of being accurate!
     
  2. Rainman

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    Quacksaw's High Speed Sports Wire:


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