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Discussion in 'American Football' started by HollywoodLeo, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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  2. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha... really Hollywood? That's too easy man. C'mon.
     
  3. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Huuurrrrr deeerrrr hurrr hurrr deeerrpp duurrrrr hurrrr (ect)

    FUK ELI
     
  4. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    Derrrrr my name's Eeyore Manning I plays zee foootballz. I's the korturrbakk, I throws zee fooootballz.Sumtimez it's caught, but mostly it's not.
     
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  5. Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan

    Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan Well-Known Member

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    Coach, could you help me settle an arguement? This finger says my *** smells like roses, but this one says it smells like your daughter. What's your opinion?
     
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  6. rexy2006

    rexy2006 Well-Known Member

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    "My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play with my dingaling..."
     
  7. Brundlefly

    Brundlefly Well-Known Member

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    Coughlin: That's it?
    Eli: That's what she said
     
  8. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    "I was this close to playing in the great San Diego weather and sunny beaches with beautiful women. Instead I wanted to play in New Jersey, a stone's throw from toxic waste dumps."
     
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  9. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    water in tj? :icon_huh: :icon_shrug:
     
  10. Concudan

    Concudan Meh... Staff Member Administrator

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    Eli: No coach I aint drunks, see I can touch the tips of my fingers together...
     
  11. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    no, really coach, 8 inches!!


    :flag:
     
  12. Concudan

    Concudan Meh... Staff Member Administrator

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    No coach, really, I got that close to touchuing one of the Cheerleaders breasts... Without having to pay!
     
  13. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl:
     
  14. coachmarkos

    coachmarkos BoltTalker

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    OK, how does that go again...

    Here is the church, here is the steeple.. open the...(how do I open the door to see all the people???)
     
  15. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    Safe to drink if you are Mexican.

    Otherwise, your colon will be paying a price. :lol:
     
  16. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    The the the man he told me do things and I donno and I try do things he tell me and my fingers they no go so good and he tell me them and I couldnt
     
  17. RM24

    RM24 BoltTalker

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    "I swear coach, just one of Rivers Nuts is this big!"
    :lol:
     
  18. MasterOfPuppets

    MasterOfPuppets Charger fan since 1979

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    hey now, we're making fun of Eli here :icon_twisted:
     
  19. MasterOfPuppets

    MasterOfPuppets Charger fan since 1979

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    wrong, we DON'T drink tap water, we buy bottled water
     
  20. boltssbbound

    boltssbbound Well-Known Member

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    Winner. :icon_rofl:
     
  21. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    Eh, soft.

    I drank the TJ tap water and my intestines got used to it after a week of the runs. Now, I'm bulletproof.

    The TJ tap water even kills H1N1 and E. Coli. I'm immune to anything! :lol:
     
  22. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    LMFAO!!!! :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
     
  23. MasterOfPuppets

    MasterOfPuppets Charger fan since 1979

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    well, I meant "we" the natives, I've never know of someone that drinks straight from the tap.

    If you think you're inmune to anything try some "tacos el gordo"
     
  24. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    I do. 3 times a week. Yum! :tup:
     
  25. MasterOfPuppets

    MasterOfPuppets Charger fan since 1979

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    then you are inmune :tup: ok then try the 3x10 pesos tacos (25 us cents a taco, I don't want to know what they're made of:icon_eek: )
     
  26. Rainman

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    "I can't find my penis anywhere, Coach! Have you seen it? It's this long!"
     
  27. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    "maybee wen I growz up I haz a bigger penix?"
     
  28. Retired Catholic

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    That's how long the flame was, coach. Swear to Buddha.
     
  29. Holy_Bolt

    Holy_Bolt Well-Known Member

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    This is Payton's, and mine is about half as long...not fair!
     
  30. rexy2006

    rexy2006 Well-Known Member

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    Is that it?

    Is that all you got???
     

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