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CASSEL GETS PEED ON LOL

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by megold0715, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. megold0715

    megold0715 Well-Known Member

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    Fan Takes Leak on Matt Cassel at Party
    Posted Feb 2nd 2009 8:10 PM by ADAM GRETZ (author feed)
    Filed Under: PATRIOTS, NFL FANS
    New England Patriots quarterback Matt Cassel was one of the top story's in the NFL this season, and as a result of his strong play on the field, he's going to become a very, very rich man this offseason, whether it be in New England or another NFL city.

    This past weekend, like several NFL players, Cassel was taking in some of the Super Bowl festivities in Tampa Bay, including ESPN's party on Friday night. According to a gossip rag in the New York Daily News, Cassel's night wasn't exactly what you would call a pleasant one, as an unruly fan decided to use his leg as a public urinal.

    Here's what reportedly went down according to a "spy" who witnessed the events transpire:
    The football star was in line for the bathroom at ESPN's Tampa Bay Super Bowl bash Friday night when a drunken reveler tried to cut in front of him. "Matt told him to wait his turn and headed into the urinals," a spy tells us. Moments later, the fella barged in and proceeded to purposefully pee directly on Cassel's leg. After security tossed the drunk, Cassel headed back out into the crowd, wet pants and all.
    Of course, the "drunken reveler" is fortunate that he wasn't on the receiving end of a punch to the eye.

    For the most part, there are three unwritten rules to proper men's room etiquette, not including the obvious don't pee on anybody. 1) No unnecessary talking 2) No eye contact 3) No cutting in line.

    "Wait your turn" seems like a reasonable request.
     
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  2. BoltFanDC

    BoltFanDC Mufflers Are Overrated

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    and 4) One urinal in between when room permits :icon_toast:
     
  3. BLITZED56

    BLITZED56 Well-Known Member

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    :lol:

    Too bad it wasn't Boy Wonder (Brady).
     
  4. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    :icon_eek::icon_rofl:
     
  5. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    What's the big deal?

    This happens at every BT tailgate.
     
  6. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    When ya gotta pee, ya gotta pee.
     
  7. Buck Blincoe

    Buck Blincoe BoltTalker

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    I wasn't aware Cassel attended every BT tailgate. Who knew????
     
  8. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    I have to find the joke/story... about various scenarios at the line of urinals and which one is proper to go to based on which ones are occupied or not.... It's hilarious.
     
  9. Fouts

    Fouts I heart Deano!

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    What a stupid drunk, dumb A$$, Cassel shoulda kicked his A$$... but then he'd get sued. Can't stand people who can't hold their booze. :tdown:
     
  10. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    or urine. :eek:
     
  11. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    What Cheech and Chong Movie was it where Cheech Peed all over the Detectives Shoe
     
  12. Buck Blincoe

    Buck Blincoe BoltTalker

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    I forget......:icon_rofl:

    ....'ere....[​IMG]
     
  13. TBF

    TBF BoltTalker

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    AKA the invisible man rule.. Which does not apply at sporting events and clubs..
     

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