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Chargers/Texans game prediction

Discussion in 'American Football' started by Ride The Lightning, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    After the devastation the Chargers and their fans have felt this week with the wildfires ripping through San Diego County, there's no way the team will be able to take it's mind of the tragedy and focus on football, which spells certain doom against a perennial powerhouse like the Texans.

    This week, the mighty Houston Texans are coming into this fire charred town (game will more than likely get moved to Reliant Stadium for Houston in order to help out the Chargers) to rub our faces in it. With the mighty Pro Bowl QB Matt Schaub going down last week after a blantanly ILLEGAL hit from Albert Hanesworth (complete cheater), the Texans will look to the superior veteran leadership of Sage "The Assassin" Rosenfels to surgically pick apart the terrible Charger secondary. Look for the Texans defense, led by future hall of famers like Demeco Ryans, Mario "Reggie Who?" Williams, and shut down corner Dunta Robinson, to give a clearly unsure Philip Rivers and the unimpressive San Diego offense fits all day long. Texans run D should easily shut down the overhyped Ladainian Tomlinson and force Rivers and the Bolts to completely abandon the running game and try to compete w/ the Texans through the air. Good luck doing that San Diego.



    Look for the agony in San Diego to continue this weekend.

    Texans 47
    Chargers 6
     
  2. boltssbbound

    boltssbbound Well-Known Member

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    It doesn't matter where this game is played. The Bolts' players have a lot on their minds, and this team lacks the heart to rally together.

    Texans 41
    Bolts 3
     
  3. nickelbolt

    nickelbolt Fuggedaboutit

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    You took the words right outta' my mouth, errr... keyboard...

    Chargers 3
    Texans 44

    No way we keep up with Gary "The Guru" Kubiak's superior offensive system. :no:
     
  4. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    At least you're giving us three points.
     
  5. AnteaterRaider

    AnteaterRaider Carpe Diem et omni Mundio Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Man I'm confused :icon_huh:
     
  6. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Smoke inhalation will do that. Buy yourself some of those breathing thingys.
     
  7. boltssbbound

    boltssbbound Well-Known Member

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    Lungs?
     
  8. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Oh an we could play this game on the moon and the Texans would still fist-pump us in the ***.


    Texans 70 (they score on all ten possessions)

    Chargers 2
     
  9. !~BOLT~!

    !~BOLT~! Well-Known Member

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    Texans offense is a serious jugernaut regardless of whose playing qb, that's our problem. I feel sorry for our defense in this one.:no:

    Texans 40

    Chargers 1
     
  10. Kwak

    Kwak ....

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    One of you best write-ups yet RTL! :tup:

    Houston 5
    SD 2
     
  11. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    I don't thing so. SD in double overtime on a safet-2-0, on Monday night at Qualcom after the Houston QB does a Marie Osmond in his endzone. Game will be decided by the third string, since everyone else on both teams will be in oxygen tents.
     
  12. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Letting this thread slip to the second page and pretending it doesn't exist won't save us tommorrow. We're done for. After a week of fires all we need is our team to lay another egg on the field. Way to kick a city when it's down Chargers! :mad:

    Texans 58
    Chargers 0
     
  13. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Chargers 41
    Texans 13
     
  14. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    They burn us 41-10:icon_evil:
     
  15. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Thats what I was going to say.........:icon_evil:


    Chargers 41

    Texans 16
     
  16. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Note to self ... add "Mindreader" to resume ..... :lol:
     
  17. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Also add "not in touch with reality" to that resume.

    Texans 67
    Chargers 3
     
  18. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Check this out ......

    Texans defense hopes to slow Tomlinson, Chargers - Houston Chronicle

    :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

    LT and Turner are gonna put up some big numbers.
     
  19. KimPossible

    KimPossible BoltTalker

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    Oh I think you're giving us way too much credit...we're doomed. We might get a field goal...if the wind is blowing the right direction. Maybe.
     
  20. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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    Texans 4
    Chargers 4

    final score
     
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  21. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    RTL started the last gameday thread, and since we won, he needs to start one for this game .....

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  22. P88F

    P88F BoltTalker

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    K Dick this **** wasnt funny the ****n first time you did this ****. This **** is old **** YOU!
     
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    K Dick this **** wasnt funny the ****n first time you did this ****. This **** is old, **** YOU!
     
  24. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Obviously you've never heard superstition.

    And FTR, if you don't like it, don't post in it. Sorry the humor is lost on you.
     
  25. P88F

    P88F BoltTalker

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    Just go play with your balls in the corner or something
     
  26. !~BOLT~!

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    You can't expect to make everyone understand, keep doing what you're doing.:tup:
     

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