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Cheap pick up lines.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by HollywoodLeo, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
    hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
    light switch away.

    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
    afternoon.

    and.... the best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
    every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
     
  2. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    These are nice ones I think...

    Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
     
  3. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
     
  4. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Leo... 1 and 7 were keepers... :icon_mrgreen:
     
  5. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    I have only three months to live. ..
     
  6. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
     
  7. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
     
  8. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    What time do you have to be back in heaven?
     
  9. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Bond. James Bond.
     
  10. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    1!! :icon_eek: :lol: :icon_rofl:
     
  11. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    Hey babe, #1 all night long
     
  12. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    How's he gonna blame this one on the dog? This is a #1 gone bad... :lol:

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    You guys ever seen this shirt? Know what it means? :icon_mrgreen:


    [​IMG]

    Don't get the wrong idea folks... Just having fun with this... I'm not great looking myself... ;)
     
  14. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Johnny Lightning's experience with #1... :lol:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    :lol:
     
  16. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    No body like my pick up lines :icon_sad:
     
  17. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Oooooh Yeah!

    Let me whip up a batch of our special "brand"

    [​IMG]
     
  18. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    Oh baby you know what I like, no beer and eggs?
     

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