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Cincy kitty bird poop

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Shamrock, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what PETA will say ...... shoot the poopy little flying rats ...

    Bengals: Let us cut the poop - Cincinnati Enquirer

     
  2. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Ummm ummmm!

    The gift that keeps on a givin...
     
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  3. 17Rocks

    17Rocks Well-Known Member

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  4. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    They've got a guano gold mine there in Bengal land .....
     
  5. Kwak

    Kwak ....

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    Fukin flying rats. :conc:

    We have a Geese problem around here. And they drop MOAB ****.
     
  6. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Yeah, I thought Bengals fans would be used to being crapped on....:icon_eek:
     
  7. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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  8. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    Tom Lehrer said it best.

    Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
    Life is skittles and life is beer.
    I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
    I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
    But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
    And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

    All the world seems in tune
    On a spring afternoon,
    When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
    Every Sunday you'll see
    My sweetheart and me,
    As we poison the pigeons in the park.

    When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
    But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
    The sun's shining bright,
    Everything seems all right,
    When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

    We've gained notoriety,
    And caused much anxiety
    In the Audubon Society
    With our games.
    They call it impiety
    And lack of propriety,
    And quite a variety
    Of unpleasant names.
    But it's not against any religion
    To want to dispose of a pigeon.

    So if Sunday you're free,
    Why don't you come with me,
    And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
    And maybe we'll do
    In a squirrel* or two,
    While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

    We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
    Except for the few we take home to experiment.
    My pulse will be quickenin'
    With each drop of strych'nine
    We feed to a pigeon.
    (It just takes a smidgin!)
    To poison a pigeon in the park.
    Thank you!

    Here's the song


    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pigeons
     
  9. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    that's hilarious!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Eat **** Bengal fans :lol: :bolt:
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  11. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    The Bengals need to hire this guy.

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  12. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    We had a mad problem with bird nesting under the eves of the buildings where I live and ******** all over people's cars. CV animal control had to come in and hang netting all around the overhangs so the birds could not land anywhere and nest. They killed a bunch of 'em too, because they kept trying to come back and nest other places after the netting went up. F'n pests.

    I for one feel bad for the Bengals fans. I f'n hate those f'n flying rats. Feed 'em some f'n alka seltzer and watch hilarity ensue.
     
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  13. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    And it couldnt happen to a better bunch of People. Too bad this wasnt happening in Oakland.
     
  14. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    That is frickin' BRILLIANT!!!:icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:

    I've always hated pigeons. They're fugly, they spread crap everywhere, they're disease-ridden, useless critters. Even their song is stuck in their throat. Yeccch.:tdown:
     
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  15. reddenedbeard

    reddenedbeard Well-Known Member

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    Some of the worst fans in the league .. I was at the f-in baseball classic and this drunken f-in guy from Cincy (Minded I was drunk myself and apparently it was wrong to wear a Charger shirt) was just trying to egg me on .. He must have been from south of the Ohio or something.
     
  16. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard Charger fan at 7000'

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    I went to a Padres-Reds game in Cincy a couple years back. The Padres led early, I was wearing my Padres gear, and I didn't say **** to anyone. Of course, we ended up giving the game away, and as soon as they had the lead,l EVERYONE around me started talking **** and going off on me. After the game, this drunken Cincy chick came up to me and screamed in my face.

    And last year I was there for the Chargers-Bengals game, and they were all talking **** while leading 21-0. Of course we all know how that one ended. :yes:
     
  17. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Dead account

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    Redemption can be sweet, eh? ;)

    I had a similar experience up on the LA Coliseum years ago - things got a bit "nasty" while they were ahead - - - and then it got quiet except for the whining about how we paid the zebras. ;) On our last game against the faiders I attended there (a loss) - I thought I was going to have to rip a drunk's lips off to get him out of my face. Sportsfans - yeah. :(
     
  18. Alpenbolt

    Alpenbolt BoltTalker

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    As long as Cinci shiats on the Patriots this week, I am happy.
     
  19. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Palmer to Johnson. Pats can't handle that. And no, I don't give a ****in **** bout Brady bunch to Mossy Nissan.
     
  20. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Yeppers .... I went to a couple Chargers vs Raiders games in LA. The Oakland crowds are just Halloween dress up, but in LA in was full on riot gear for the cops .....
     

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