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Concudan's top ten ways to get banned in a day or less!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Concudan, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    O.k. here they are..

    10) Post nude pics of yourself and a cabage patch kid.

    9) Make a top ten list on how to get banned......

    8) Ask the mods: "How's your wife and my kids?''

    7) Send Thumper a PM; "See you in the parking lot - signed, Raiders Fan"

    6) Spam all forums with religious statements.

    5) Post nude pics of your favorite mod with Mr. Ed.

    4) Post about the true brilliance of Donnie Edwards.

    3) invite Ryan Leaf to be the special guest on the Pod Cast.

    2) give your 50 yard seats to a raider fan.

    1) Post pictures of other posters heads on the body of an obise woman.

    What is your list?
     
  2. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    1. Claiming you are Thumper's gay lover
    2. Claiming you are Thumper's child from a gay marriage
    3. Claiming Thumper is gay
    4. Claiming Thumper and this site are both gay
    5. Claiming The Chargers are gay
    6. Claiming the Asylum is gay
    7. Claiming you love everything in Gaydor colors
    8. Claiming .. Oh and claiming the Podcats are ghey
    9. Claiming the Prophet is anything less than the Prophet or that he is gay
    10 Claiming leisure is not gay
     
  3. Chelsea

    Chelsea Well-Known Member

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    Are you crazy or just drunk?:lol:
     
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  4. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    *cough*What a gay list*cough*:icon_tease:
     
  5. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    If those are my choices, then crazy because I have not had any alcohol.
     
  6. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh...so it comes off as a wee bit homophobic.

    It will pass. :lol:
     
  7. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    log in under the username "Concudan"
     
  8. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Ahhh ya need 9 more sparky. But that one is :icon_rofl: !
     
  9. captaind

    captaind Well-Known Member

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    Top 10 posts that will get you banned in a day or less:

    10) "Hey, Trumpy! You related to Bob?"
    9) "What's up with 'LT teh Ghost'? Is he dyslexic or an alcoholic?"
    8) "I just paid a genealogist to do our family tree, and Al Davis was on it."
    7) "I was really disappointed when ESPN demoted Joe Theissman."
    6) "Mike Shanahan is a distant relative of mine."
    5) "I still say we should have taken Vick."
    4) "I think chop blocking should be legal."
    3) "I thought we retired Zeke Moreno's number."
    2) "We should have picked Peyton Manning." (If I had a penny for every time a dumbass sports analyst screwed this one up...)
    1) "Bryant Gumbel is the best play-by-play guy in the NFL!"
     
  10. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    BANNED!!!
     
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  11. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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    I saw Zeke Moreno last week he plays for the Hamilton Tigercats of the CFL he's actually an important player for them :abq2:
     
  12. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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    Ban this

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  13. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Conc's *** is a YouTube banana launcher.
     
  14. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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    Hey look CONC it's CONKY

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  15. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    You need 9 more, assssshole!! :icon_evil:

    :icon_rofl:
     
  16. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    BFISA is a qqqqq GoogleMeister ..... :lol:
     
  17. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    **** **** **** **** ******* **** ******* **** **** **** ******* **** ***** ******* **** ***** **** *******
     
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  18. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Bananas are half off at Bobbitt's Supermarket.
     
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  19. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    If it becomes asylum material, it will be moved.
     
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    1. Detail facts proving that in-a-days is actually the love child of turbo turtle and PostAnteaterCharger.

    2. Begging for chicks.

    3. Bringing up the raiders three championship rings.

    4. General disruption, trolldom, or douchebaggery.

    5. Defending the *Patriots.

    6. Not paying off beer bets (well, it should be damnit!)

    7. Forgetting to put j/k after a profanity-laced tirade.

    8. Questioning the actions of a moderator even if he is a well known homosexual deviant.

    9. Claiming to be a prophet just because you were in a marching band in the fifth grade.

    10. Swearing allegiance to Al Davis
     
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  21. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    :icon_rofl: :icon_eek: OK you! What is up with this love child thing? :icon_eek: :icon_rofl:
     
  22. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    <object height="355" width="425">[​IMG] + [​IMG] = [​IMG]
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  23. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Eleven of these (*) 'll git'r'dun inna New York Minute.

    But you can post alla the Norv sucks posts til Shammie's cows come home...with impunity.
     
  24. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    ***** ***** *****!!! :unsure:
     
  25. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Now that there are no more "Norv Sucks" threads, you and the rest of your circle jerk don't know what to do with yourselves and that's 100% fact!!! :yes:
     
  26. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    What the hell is your malfunction Alan? Are you so pitiful that you will try and keep your hate and childish behavior going months after the fact?

    Grow the phuq up Alan and get over it.:yes:
     
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  27. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    What hate?
    Let's get facts straight...
    Yes, I hated Norv being our head coach in the beginning. So did many other Chargers fans. If you remember, there was a petition to fire Norv in week three. That's bound to happen when your resume shows that you suck and the team is looking like crap.
    In the end, Norv EARNED his respect. A life lesson for you... respect is something that you EARN!!!

    I'm sure you and the rest of your followers would get excited if Ryan Leaf were coming out of retirement and replacing Rivers.
    All I can say is that "I would puke my guts out the same way as when I heard that Norv is our new head coach but if Leaf got us a Super Bowl title, He'd EARN my respect!!!!"

    Why is that so hard to understand?!!! :icon_shrug:


    Now back to the subject...
    Yourself and many others in here need something to b!tch about!!! Face Facts!!!
    The "Norv Sucks" threads fed your appetite. Now you're starving!!!
    Just admit it!!!
     
  28. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Actually Alan lets look at the real facts.

    1) As you say a lot of people hated Norv.
    2) Yet only one, you cry like a baby any time anyone dares mention a Hate Norv thread. Wow, carrying around a lot of baggage huh?
    3) You started the threads, you said you were wrong
    4) It is over for me.

    Yet you continue to lump people together who don’t belong together any where than in your tiny little mind. Further you continue to respond to anything about Norv whether or not you are implicated. Causing many to wonder as to if you are false in your statements. This is your doing, not some ‘circle jerk’ not some ‘others who cant face facts’. Every time you point your finger at others there are four pointing back at you. Take that as a life lesson if you will... But alas I doubt you will show the mental capacity to understand what I am trying to enlighten you to.

    But in short, YOU Alan are causing yourself more grief and making yourself look more immature than anyone else can. If that is your goal, bravo! Masterful job on your part. If your goal is to move on and enjoy the off season, then I would suggest you develop a thicker skin.

    You are continuing the fights and trying to spread them. I will ask you kindly to stop, grow up and make peace with what ever is in your past that you lack the testicular fortitude to deal with in a mature matter.

    Those are the Facts Alan. Also I agree with you, some people do need things to b!tch about, that someone is clearly you, whether or not you are directly implicated in a post… Those Alan, are the facts. Do with them what you will, which I would predict is more b!tching…
     

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