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Cromartie latest baby mama expecting twins

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by AnteaterCharger, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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  2. matilack

    matilack #therealagent47

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    He's gonna go broke no matter what.
     
  3. Lance19

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    At this point (5:03 pm pdt 4/17/12), I think there's a decent chance the story's a joke.

    But it WOULD prove the existence of God:

    Statistically, no way does an unthinking, random universe fvck with a guy
    who's recklessly "fathered" 10 kids, by "blessing" him with a double dip...
    nope, THAT implies (a slightly meanspirited, but hilarious) Intelligent Design! :)


    p.s. Pretty sure the term "baby mama" is being misused here...despite one's feelings
    about A.C.'s inability to "wrap that rascal," Terricka Cromartie is, I believe, his legal wife.
    (Unless a melanin surplus alone qualifies a woman for the disparaging term...?...?)

    p.p.s. Also, since it's currently 10 kids, 8 different women,
    if the story's true, it would be 12 kids, still 8 different women, not 9.
    (sorry to get all "facty")
     
  4. boltfanatik

    boltfanatik Toxic Minority Member

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    I'm shocked!:rolleyes:
     
  5. CoronaDoug

    CoronaDoug Well-Known Member

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    He needs to hook up with Octo-Mom.
     
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    It's like that movie "Idiocracy" the dumb s#$ts keep on keepin' on with their baby making
     
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  7. Buck Melanoma

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    And we continue to give a crap because ..... ? :whistling:
     
  8. Moses

    Moses Yeah Buddy!

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    Is he allergic to latex or something? Dude needs to wrap it up...
     
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    Something like 50 years ago, the courts order my grandmother to get her tubes tied after she had her 3rd kid before she was 18. Why can't we do this to Cro and others like him?
     
  10. DenverBolt67

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    Dude needs to get his **** snipped
     
  11. AnteaterCharger

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    They make lamb skin ones or he can get it snipped
     
  12. chargersflow

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    He just needs to chop two things off and he will be good to go. Ridiculous how many times hes done this.
     
  13. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I am sure Cro will claim the women got pregnant from the toilet seat....

    Never understood that saying... But... What the hay...
     

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