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Crunch time ... tight buttholes

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Shamrock, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    No way the Chargers beat the Pats, right? Right? - ESPN

    With 12:38 left to play and San Diego leading by four, the Chargers offense waited to huddle during a TV commercial break. As they waited, several Chargers -- mostly 6-7, 336-pound offensive tackle Marcus McNeill -- started swaying and dancing to the music being played during the TV timeout.

    "That's how it's supposed to be," McNeill said. "It doesn't make no sense to be at crunch time and your butthole is all tight."
     
  2. Showmeyourbolt

    Showmeyourbolt Well-Known Member

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    Difference between Norv and Marty right there. Marty had the team so tight, you couldn't get a blade of grass up their ***.
     
  3. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    :icon_rofl:*snort*

    I thought that was, "you couldn't pull a needle out of their asses with a tractor":lol:
     
  4. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Marty's colon was so tight that his proctologist had to use the Jaws of Life to examine his prostrate.
     
  5. NW Bolt Babe

    NW Bolt Babe RIP Jr.

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    No wonder they held it together under so much pressure. They were comfortable. If that's the difference between Marty and Norv, well damn good job Norv.
     

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