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Do we have a "My best jokes" thread??

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by wrbanwal, Nov 6, 2006.

  1. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    Little Girls Are So Smart

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    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

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    The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

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    The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

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    "Thanks," the girl replied.

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    The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

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    "Little Partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

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    The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
     
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  2. in_a_days

    in_a_days dgaf

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    I think this might belong somewhere else... though it is an amusing tale
     
  3. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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  4. When Lightning Strikes

    When Lightning Strikes Well-Known Member

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    I want to say something very negative about were you posted this thread...but i wont
     
  5. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    He is old and feeble and did not know the location where the jokes thread are located. :yes: :icon_shrug:

    Ya gotta give gramps a break this one time but next time go for the genitals. :icon_mrgreen:
     
  6. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    wtf??

    you coulda just told me where it was

    like h8r did

    damn thing was buried!!

    :icon_shrug:
     

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