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Doombah Pottyboob

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    So:-

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to
    determine your New first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = d orfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscui ts
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = s prinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.



    Put more laughter in your day!!!

    So, following this template, my new name is the title of this thread :)
     
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  2. Concudan

    Concudan ...

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    So yer sayin I am Dorfus Lizardbutt?
     
  3. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    Sleezy Chicken Chunks :icon_rofl: :lol: :icon_rofl:
     
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  4. auctoritas

    auctoritas BoltTalker

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    Goober Chickendoodle.
     
  5. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Farcus Dippindoodle
     
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  6. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    D orfus Farkledunkin.

    :icon_beer:
     
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  7. Buck Blincoe

    Buck Blincoe BoltTalker

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    Dipsy Chucklesniffer
     
  8. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Dorfus Chuckledoodle
     
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  9. Boltage Bimbo

    Boltage Bimbo Well-Known Member

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    Boobie Chucklesniffer reporting for duty :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
     
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  10. 17Rocks

    17Rocks Well-Known Member

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    Dorfus Wafflelips
     
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  11. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    Dorfus Dippinsquirt.............YECCCHHHH
     
  12. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    Farcus DippinHumperdinck reporting.

    AKA Buster Givins Luster
    (first name = first pet, last name = first street)
     

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