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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by lechilka26, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
     
  2. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong? :icon_huh:
     
  3. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18? :icon_shrug:
     
  4. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
     
  5. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
     
  6. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
     
  7. MONDO.

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    :lol: French only swear during a world war. A retired army general I worked with told me, A war only becomes a world war once the french surrender_ Then they are saying @#@$ time to stop judging and start begging.
     
  8. MONDO.

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    OK, i suck at this lol I was replying to a comment on the first page of this thread :icon_rofl: whaddadumba@#....

    Peace! :frightened:
     
  9. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    That was some mighty fine post padding there, Johnny, somma the finest ever seen 'roun these parts!! :yes: :tup: :icon_toast: :icon_rofl:
     
  10. Nomadic Bolt Fan

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    The song was the British making fun of the colonials. Macaroni was a term used to describe a man who dressed over the top and acted a bit effeminate.

    Knowing this it is odd that it became a patriotic tune. :flag:
     
  11. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Me thinks Rexy is reacting way too over the top to this.

    Mr. Cranky back in town? With Auntie Flow?


    :lol:
     
  12. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    It's even more odd that YOU seemta know this :icon_eek:
     
  13. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    :icon_huh: :icon_shrug:
     
  14. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    What'chu talkin 'bout Toby?!
     
  15. BFISA

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    I didn't understand your post :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
     
  16. Johnny Lightning

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    Thanks Toby :tup:
     
  17. Johnny Lightning

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    Did Conc put you up to this :lol: [​IMG]
     
  18. Johnny Lightning

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    :lol:
     
  19. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    It was a comment of Rexy's responce of BS, BS, BS! to the post. Its a bit, of more than a bit over the top IMO.
     
  20. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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  21. BFISA

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    You mean the comment she made last year on this thread?? :icon_eek: :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
     
  22. BFISA

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    08-25-2006, 09:06 PM
     
  23. Nomadic Bolt Fan

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    Fair enough. I do seem to know alot of useless trivia. :icon_shrug:
     
  24. Nomadic Bolt Fan

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    Nope, just pointing out what the song means. :yes:
     
  25. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    yup.

    Never look at dates! It prevents you from finding cottage cheese where you thought the milk would be!
     
  26. BFISA

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    So you're lookin for cottage cheese?? :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
     

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