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Gates Is Going To Do What?!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by sdchrger, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. sdchrger

    sdchrger Well-Known Member

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    I just got off the phone with Ant's source and he told me an unbelievable piece of insider information. :eek:hmy:


    It seems that Antonio Gates went to the team doctor and asked him if there was anything he could do to be able to play this weekend. The doctor told him, jokingly, aside from amputating his toe there wasn't much that could be done except resting it and letting it heal.

    This is were it gets interesting. Gates gives Ronnie Lott a call and asks him is he had any regrets having a finger amputated to be able to get on the field sooner and Ronnie told him that it was the smartest thing that he ever did.

    Gates then went back to the doctor and asks for the procedure. The team doctor told him there was no way in hell that he was cutting Gates' toe off. Unperturbed by this set back, Antonio went home and grabbed a pair off pruning shears and is right now drinking a 12 pack in preparation for a little in house procedure.
     
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  2. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Yup! Sounds like Ant's source alright!
     
  3. boltssbbound

    boltssbbound Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
     
  4. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair Well-Known Member

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    I heard that Shammy was going to perform the surgery with his custom made de-nutter.
     
  5. Thread_Killer

    Thread_Killer Well-Known Member

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    This thread SO belongs in the lounge....


    :no:
     
  6. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    Rep time. That was great! :icon_rofl:
     
  7. boltmanbz

    boltmanbz Well-Known Member

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    AHAHHAHAH wow! LOL:icon_huh:
     
  8. sdchrger

    sdchrger Well-Known Member

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    Don't hate the playa hate the game. :yes:

    My thread is about a Charger player, your thread was about you. :icon_guitar:
     
  9. Thread_Killer

    Thread_Killer Well-Known Member

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    My thread was about a possible reason why the Chargers won their first playoff game in 12 years.

    This thread is a made-up story about a player. Much more off-topic than mine.

    Just my opinion. :lol:
     
  10. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    Just my .02 but I think that this thread is good right where it is.

    I am not moving it, unless Thumper moves it.
     
  11. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    Just my .02 but I think that this thread is good right where it is.

    I am not moving it, unless Thumper moves it.
     
  12. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD USE MY SOURCES DAMNIT?!?!!


    :icon_tease::icon_rofl:
     
  13. Thread_Killer

    Thread_Killer Well-Known Member

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    That is good enough for me Turbo. I trust and respect your judgement regarding matters of this nature.
     
  14. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    This thread can become a talk about anything and everything that is Chargers related. That even goes for jokes and such including BS.

    That was my thoughts about not moving it.
     
  15. P88F

    P88F BoltTalker

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    Somebody gave turtle to much power :icon_tease: Good thing he is not a cop. Did you ever think about being a cop turtle?
     
  16. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    This just proves that EP is NOT a TEAM player!!!!


    GATES FOR PRESIDENT!!!!


    :abq2::abq1::abq2::abq1:
     
  17. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    Nope.

    Now to get this back on topic.

    I just wonder how Gates is going to feel without his toe. He is going to be a little unbalanced. Probably a little bit of a feeling as if he has a flat tire. :lol:
     
  18. Retired Catholic

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    I'd heard that had Chandler and Gates up at Thornton for a quick gene splice.
     
  19. sdchrger

    sdchrger Well-Known Member

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    Just thing about how good he's gonna be on the drop step.

    :abq2::abq1::abq2:
     
  20. DelMarBoltFan

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    BME Pain Olympics! Gates=winnar!:abq1:
     
  21. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Good to see you DelMar! Happy Nwe Year! GO BOLTS!
     
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  22. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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  23. Buck Melanoma

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    Liquor is quicker. :lol:
     
  24. sdchrger

    sdchrger Well-Known Member

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    This thread only works on those with a sense of humor. Sorry I should have posted a disclaimer so you wouldn't have wasted your time.
     
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  25. LT-Express

    LT-Express Bolttalk.com Janitor since 06' Staff Member Super Moderator

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    :tup: :lol:
    :icon_toast:
     
  26. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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    Funny would've been fine, stupid just don't fly. Nice try though.
     
  27. ghost_

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    only if its was about EP and NOT AG cuz we could all see AG doing it:tup:
    and not see erica do it :unsure::tdown:.(except 4 PFAN88 of course):icon_rofl: who would be the winnig bidder on ebay for EP toe.:icon_eek:
     
  28. Kwak

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    I thought it was funny!

    From a scientific perspective, you can't run all that well without your big Toe.

    Pinky toe, cut the little fuker off.

    Big Toe, :no:


    Now what Lott did, that's just :icon_eek:
     
  29. sdchrger

    sdchrger Well-Known Member

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    I rest my case. :lol:
     
  30. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    I need more notice. The airlines confiscated the last modified Shammy De-Nutter and Amputation device (Model III).
     

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