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Happy St Paddys day

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Dublin Bolt, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. Dublin Bolt

    Dublin Bolt BoltTalker

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    Hey guys just thought I'd drop in a wish u all a v happy St Patricks day all the way from Dublin!....

    I am heading in to 'our parade' now where I will enjoy a few creamy pints of the black stuff while watching some of ur cheerleaders kick their legs in the air. Surreal.

    Enjoy guys and Slainte!.

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  2. LightningStrikes

    LightningStrikes Well-Known Member

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    Time fer the st. paddy day drinking to comence! :tup:
     
  3. BoltsFanUK

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    Happy St Paddys day mate, drink loads of Guiness for me:icon_toast:
     
  4. TheLash

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    Thanks Dublin! SLAINTE!:icon_toast:
     
  5. Carrie1219

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    Heard this Irish joke from a kid today...

    Who gets drunk and stays out all night?

















    Patty O'Furniture :icon_mrgreen:
     
  6. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    Why did God invent whiskey?




    So the Irish wouldn't take over the world!:icon_toast:
     
  7. Carrie1219

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    Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted". One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".


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    Quite possibly someone from Conc's party.... :icon_mrgreen:
     
  11. Dublin Bolt

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    OK OK here's one for you....... we're an optimistic race us Irish u see (apologies in advance for the political incorrectness)

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    After days in the wilderness Paddy and **** stumble into a bar in the wild west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money and the barman doesn't do credit!.

    Just then a bloke walks in with a Red Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his head and says, "I hate Indians. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a Red Indian, I will give them, $100,000 .

    The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red Indian. Later that day they see one, and **** throws a stone which hits the Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands 70ft down a ravine. Paddy and **** dash down into the ravine where Paddy starts sawing the Indian's head off.

    Suddenly **** says,"Paddy look at this...." Paddy says,"in a minute" "No, look at this....,"says ****.
    "No, can't ya see i'm fookin busy....." **** grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 10,000 Indians standing at the top of the ravine.



    "Fook me," says Paddy 'We're going to be millionaires!!'

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  12. Carrie1219

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  13. Thumper

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    Did you hear about the two Irish homosexuals?

    They're names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.

    :lol:
     
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    I have the right drink for the occasion.

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  19. TheLash

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    That's not Guiness nor Harp Nor Bass nor Fullers ESB!:icon_shrug:
     
  20. HollywoodLeo

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    It's a green bottle, though. That's what I was getting at. :icon_evil:
     
  21. TheLash

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    Ah Righto then!:icon_toast:
     
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    Well I'm back from a St Pats party and while I'm not drunk enough to announce i'm retiring from the forum or something:icon_rofl:
    I am drunk enough that i'd like to dedicate this one to my BoltTalk Brothers and Sisters:icon_toast: :helm1:

    Flogging Molly - If I Ever Leave This World Alive Lyrics

    If I ever leave this world alive
    I'll thank for all the things you did in my life
    If I ever leave this world alive
    I'll come back down and sit beside your
    feet tonight
    Wherever I am you'll always be
    More than just a memory
    If I ever leave this world alive

    If I ever leave this world alive
    I'll take on all the sadness
    That I left behind
    If I ever leave this world alive
    The madness that you feel will soon subside
    So in a word don't shed a tear
    I'll be here when it all gets weird
    If I ever leave this world alive

    So when in doubt just call my name
    Just before you go insane
    If I ever leave this world
    Hey I may never leave this world
    But if I ever leave this world alive

    She says I'm okay; I'm alright,
    Though you have gone from my life
    You said that it would,
    Now everything should be all right

    She says I'm okay; I'm alright,
    Though you have gone from my life
    You said that it would,
    Now everything should be all right
    Yeah should be alrig

    SLAINTE!:icon_toast:
     
  23. foober

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    best thing about st. paddys day for me was some pretty girl gave me a pinch cause I wasn't wearing green. And I got to pinch her back cause she wasn't wearing green. :icon_toast:
     
  24. HollywoodLeo

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    sweet
     
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    :icon_toast: :icon_toast:
     
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    Some chick told me that I had to kiss her because it was st. patricks day and she was wearing red. :icon_huh:

    According to her, if you wear red on st. patricks day, people have to kiss you. Good idea I guess, but I have never heard that one, besides she was so sloppy drunk that she could barely stand. I just said "good luck with that" and turned and walked the other way.
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Oh come on! you didnt boldly go where every man has gone before?!:lol:
     
  28. bigmike.x.09

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    happy late green leaf day

    :clover: + :icon_banana: = :nana_rasta:
     

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