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How do we HELP? Keep Al Davis alive!

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Stan_The_Man_12, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. Stan_The_Man_12

    Stan_The_Man_12 BoltTalker

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    As a Charger fan for 30+ seasons of the 40 I have been in this world I have spent my entire football watching life HATING absolutely DESPISING the Raiturds and Al Davis, the Irony I actually met the bastard at a Chargers game at the LA Moselium, regardless we all have seen the devastating destruction and ruin Davis has brought on the Raiturds franchise and its fan base, they are the ridicule of the league and the WORST FRANCHINE in the NFL.

    The key question is How do we further piss of their fan base, get some more national pub for the Bolts and at the same time make light of the ever wacky "TeleNovela" up on OACLand...note the fancy play on words I just made...with Al Signing all those former ACL/microfracture recipients I figured the team needed to know where it really was playing.

    Your suggestions on how to best keep the cryptkeeper alive and well and to keep on ruining the raiturds is welcome.

    Creative suggestions welcome, but if we can collective come up with something that we can actually put into place that would be better, an Al Davis blood-sucker drive was a suggestion of mine, all blood collected donated in Al's name [for future transfusions] to the red cross??? Remember the longer he lives the longer he eF's-up's the Raiturds. :tup:

    Thought's???

    Stan :rivers17:
     
  2. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    I have almost 3 gallons of blood donations built up at Red Cross. You're welcome to the credits if you can find a way to keep sweatsuit Al kicking:flag:
     
  3. Gridreaper

    Gridreaper BoltTalker

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    ...I suggest we try cloning the bastard before he either passes away or his putrid franchise is run by a conservatorship. If the cloning works have additional A.D. clones buy the Patriots and Colts as well :icon_rofl:
     
  4. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    We could clone him and then freeze Al so we can keep cloning him forever
     
  5. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Yeah lets both clone him and have a chargers blood drive for Al Davis


    I'm thinking about walking around Qualcomn when the Chargers play the Raiders with a tin cup asking people to donate to keep Al Davis alive and the general manager
     
  6. PhilipRivers#1

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    I think one of us should donate a kidney. :icon_toast:
     
  7. exodus

    exodus Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean keep him alive? He's already dead. Al Davis is now an immortal life sucking entity that is dragging down the entire city of Oakland into the deepest pits of hell. AJ is God so naturally Al is some demon hellspawn.
     
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  8. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Hmmmmm.............now that's an interesting way to look at it
    I like it Exodus, I like it alot!
     
  9. TheLash

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    If we were doing this as a Medieval Pageant PLay we would have a wagon with AJ up in the clouds on one end and Al peeking out of the hellmouth on the other....


    Yes my degrees are in theatre......what's your point.:icon_rofl:

    The come in very handy in the machine tool industry:lol:
     
  10. reddenedbeard

    reddenedbeard Well-Known Member

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    One way is to make sure that if he is down on the field prior to the game, not to run him over as we did in pre-game warmups as we did in 1994 during that Monday Night game.
     
  11. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Just ask the oh so brilliant Alameda County Board of Supervisors to put another Al Davis tax on the ballot- they'll do it and it would probably pass. :yes:
     
  12. Buck Melanoma

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    Keep him away from silver bullets & wooden stakes ..... and Buffy!! :lol:
     
  13. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Idea Numba 1:

    Enlist Chuck Muncie to bust out some coke or Meth to keep the mo-fo alive and wigging out. Even if he dies, the meth will keep him moving or at least delay the rotting of his corpse and Uncle Al can still make brainless decisions.

    Idea Numba 2:

    California use to have those sticky organ donation cards we could attach to the backs of our drivers license's. I say this should be re-instituted or at least done by Chargers fans.

    Idea Numba 3:

    Prayer

    Idea Numba 4:

    Pickle his *** in formadehyde after he is dead and conduct seances.

    Long live Al Davis !!!! :bolt:
     
  14. SanDiegoRon

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    I've heard of a personal trainer that can get HGH... or we can borrow Dorien Gray's mirror...:icon_eek:
     

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