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How will you die?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Jan 30, 2007.

  1. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    I got this from Leo.

    Check how you'll die by going to this website and entering some info.

    http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php



    This is how I will die: At age 72 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

    Make sure to post how you'll die.
     
  2. mapcap55

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    At age 44 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. :icon_eek:


    I always thought that I'd like to go out the way grandpa did...peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and scared like the other three people in the car he was driving! :icon_tease:
     
  3. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    David: At age 79 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
     
  4. Johnny Lightning

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    At age 103 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

    :lol:

    they'll never find my body...
     
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  5. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    I added my last name to this one:

    At age 103 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

    :lol:
     
  6. mapcap55

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    I added my last name but I think it confused the thing...it gave me Terrance Kiel's death...



    :icon_rofl:
     
  7. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Curtis: At age 83 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
     
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    Brian: At age 46 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
     
  9. BFISA

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    Toby: At age 62 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

    :icon_eek:

    Geez, only 4 more years :icon_sad:

    And I don't ecen wanna be no governor!!:tdown: :icon_evil:
     
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  10. Carrie1219

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    Carrie: At age 87 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
     
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  11. Boltdiehard

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    marc: At age 88 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.



    :icon_eek:
     
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  12. SDRaiderH8er

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    Just say no, you can beat it
     
  13. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    I knew it, I knew you and tweety didnt get along :icon_rofl:
     
  14. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Well, whatever gave you THAT idea? :hilarious:
     
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  15. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    So far, JL lives the longest of all of us...

    Only one to break the 100 mark
     
  16. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    OK I bit on this thing.

    Here is my death and how it happened.:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

    At age 107 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_rofl:
     
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  17. BFISA

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    Damn, I'm always the last oneta know :icon_eek: :icon_shrug: :icon_huh: :icon_rofl: :icon_tease:
     
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  18. chiefsgal

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    At age 51 a large monkey will beat you to death----------WTF:icon_shrug:
     
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  19. chiefsgal

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    so I did it again and added and inch.....you know I could be wearing boots when it happens....so this is the death it now gives me..


    "At age 57 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries"





    one thing is clear, I die young...:tdown:
     
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  20. SDRaiderH8er

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    and what about 6 inch Heels?
     
  21. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    No offense here Chiefsgal.

    I would not mind if I would die young. Because I would not have to get all that old.:tup:

    In my death scenarios it always has me dying around the 100's and I do not like it.:tdown: It is not all that good. My oldest is 112 years of age before I die. Now that is too old.:no:
     
  22. SDRaiderH8er

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    Well then, join me in a round of Golf, I am going 21 Years before you :lol:



    At least I am going when there is Alcohol involved
     
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  23. turbo_turtle

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    My craziest was this:

    At Age 111 you will be Tight Rope walking across the Grand Canyon and have a poodle dog you were balancing with sheads some hair and makes you sneeze so hard that it makes the rope break. You set a new worlds record for the oldest Tight Rope walker. :lol: :icon_rofl: :lol:
     
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    And all you really wanted to do was take a whiz... :icon_rofl:
     
  25. Carrie1219

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    Carrie B------------: At age 73 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. :lol:
     
  26. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    I had to lie and get a real death scenario.

    Here it is:

    At Age 39 you will get trampled by a mob of Star Trek fans trying to get William Shatners autograph. :icon_rofl: :lol: :icon_rofl:

    I do not have much longer to live. :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

    I have until my next B-day and that is it. No more life. Oh Well.:icon_sad: :icon_eek: :lol:
     
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  27. chiefsgal

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    alcohol...sounds great, but watch out for the mad monkey....:lol:
     
  28. Thumper

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    This is my favorite one so far. Can I trade deaths with you? :icon_huh:
     
  29. LT teh ghost

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    Death by monkey.
     
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  30. Lightning's Girl

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    At age 79, I'm supposed to be mauled by a tiger in a Burmese jungle.

    Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna live to be 79........
     
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