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I needed a condom because I'm the sexiest b**ch alive!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Not as good as last year's but it's new!!
    So why not? :tup:


    pick the month you were born on:
    1(Jan) - I ran naked with
    2 (Feb) - I shot
    3 (Mar) - I stabbed
    4 (Apr) - I killed
    5 (May) - I slapped
    6 (June)- I high fived
    7 (July) - I kissed
    8 (Aug) - I hung
    9 (Sept) - I needed
    10 (Oct) - I yelled at
    11 (Nov) - I screwed
    12 (Dec) - I robbed



    Pick the day (number) you were born on...
    01 - the trojan man
    02 - the cooke monster
    03 - a bullhorn
    04 - a homeless guy
    05 - the Montreal Expos
    06 - a rock star
    07 - Paris Hilton
    08 - a sexy man
    09 - a bowl of cereal
    10 - a gangsta
    11 - a tooth brush
    12 - a TV evangelist
    13 - mY LOveR
    14 - a drunk
    15 - a crack head
    16 - a beer
    17 - a dog
    18 - the kool-aid man
    19 - an Easter egg
    20 - yo momma
    21 - a hottie
    22 - my crush
    23 - a condom
    24 - a whore
    25 - jezzy the snowman
    26 - a teletubby
    27 - my soulmate
    28 - a bottle of pills
    29 - Smurfette
    30 - Barney the Dinosaur
    31 - a mop



    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
    White - because I'm sexy like that!
    Black - because that jerk stole my taco!
    Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs!
    Red - because I'm good in bed!
    brown - because I drank too much!
    Polka Dots - because I hate my life!
    Purple - because I love you!
    Grey - because I'm attending an AA meeting!
    Other - because You Suck!
    Green - because she broke my heart!
    Orange - because I'm a clown!
    Turquoise - because his eyes won't stop wondering!
    blue - because I'm the sexiest b**ch alive!
    Tye dye - because I'm a scuba diver, b**ch!
    none - because I have a killer six pack!
     
  2. chiefsgal

    chiefsgal Well-Known Member

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    I slapped

    a teletubby

    because I have AMAZING boobs!



    :lol:
     
  3. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    I ran naked with an Easter egg because she broke my heart...........
     
  4. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    I needed Smurfette because I'm sexy Like that! :lol: :icon_rofl: :lol:
     
  5. Buck Melanoma

    Buck Melanoma Guest

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    I screwed the Cookie Monster because that ***** stole my taco!!! :icon_evil:

    Uh - I meant "jerk".
     
  6. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. -Scar-

    -Scar- thedoomship.com

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    Mine Is Sooooo Cool...:cool:



    I Ran Naked With My Crush Because I'm Good In Bed...



    :cool:
     
  8. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    I robbed and easter egg because I'm sexy like that. :flag:
     

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