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I shot the Cookie Monster Because I'm a Pimp!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Pick the month you were born

    1 - I ate
    2 - I needed
    3 - I ran naked with
    4 - I killed
    5 - I smoked with
    6 - I beat
    7 - I cuddled with
    8 - i like
    9 - I shot
    10 - i robbed
    11 - I stabbed
    12 - i ran shirtless with


    Pick the day (number) you were born on

    01 - my lover
    02 - my boyfriend
    03 - a teletubby
    04 - A ****
    05 - barney the dinosaur
    06 - A toothbrush
    07 - a cake
    08 - a glass of milk
    09 - a pornstar
    10 - Paris hilton
    11 - the trojan man
    12 - a hottie
    13 - the koolaid man
    14 - a drink
    15 - a horse
    16 - a pot head
    17 - a bum
    18 - a stripper
    19 - a condom
    20 - a crackhead
    21 - a homeless guy
    22 - a rockstar
    23 - the cookie monster
    24 - an easter egg
    25 -a bowl of cereal
    26 - a golf ball
    27 - a bag of weed
    28 - a french fry
    29 - your mom
    30 - a mop
    31 - Ur grandma


    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

    White - because that hoe stole my taco
    Black - because Im a pimp
    Pink - Because I'm good in bed
    Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
    Blue - because I had to
    Polka Dots - because I hate my life
    Purple - because I'm gay
    Gray - because I love marijuana
    Other - because I have double D's
    Green - because I love to snort cociane.
    Orange - because I smoked crack
    Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
    Brown - because I'm sexy like that
    Shirtless - because I've got abs

    So, What did you do?!!!!! :icon_twisted:
     
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  2. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    I beat a crackhead because I love marijuana.
     
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  3. Concudan

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    I smoked with a rockstar because that hoe stole my taco...

    WOW! This is amazing, how did they know I did that?
     
  4. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    I shot a **** because that hoe stole my taco!

    Well, I'm not too friendly when it comes to my food, so I could see it happening :)
     
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  5. PhillyChargerFan

    PhillyChargerFan Well-Known Member

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    I like a bag of weed because i'm a pimp :yes:
     
  6. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    I ate a condom because I had a noodle in my nose.

    YECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH
     
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  7. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    I like a hottie cuz I like marijuana!!
     
  8. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Oh, your poor dear :icon_eek: :no: :icon_sad: :tdown:
     
  9. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Good ****, B4L!! :tup: :icon_toast:
     
  10. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Glad you enjoyed it!!!! :icon_twisted:


    Your's certainly came up on all positives!!!!
    "I like a hottie cuz I like marijuana!!"


    But I think Thumper's is the best so far.
    "I beat a crackhead because I love marijuana." :lol:
     
  11. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    :icon_eek: I honestly do not envy you right now!!!

    :lol: :lol:
     
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  12. Thread_Killer

    Thread_Killer Well-Known Member

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    I ran naked with a stripper because I love marijuana.


    If you guys want the definition of "Spot on". There ya go.

    :icon_rofl:
     
  13. in_a_days

    in_a_days dgaf

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    I killed your mom because I'm a pimp :icon_eek:
     
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  14. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    I shot your mom because that hoe stole my taco.
    :icon_eek: :icon_sad: :tdown:
     
  15. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Dammit, TK!!!!

    What happened to the "BLACK T-SHIRT ALLIANCE?!!!!!" :icon_evil: :mad:
     
  16. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

    It's nice to see more Libras around here!!!!
     
  17. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    I'm jealous now...
     
  18. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Nice. :lol:

    I can't say mine....... :no:
     
  19. Thread_Killer

    Thread_Killer Well-Known Member

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    Very apt.

    :icon_rofl:
     
  20. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Step down Thumper.

    NOW, Chispa's is the best!!! :yes: :tup: :flag:
     
  21. Thread_Killer

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    That's the funny thing. I almost NEVER wear Gray. Today is probably like the fifth time I've worn that color all year.

    Whatever happened to YOUR T-Shirts? I'm still waiting for a freebie. :lol:
     
  22. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    :lol: Well, grey can pass for "light black!!!!" :flag:


    My t-shirts are on a major back burner right now.
    I currently share an ownership for a publishing company but I still want to do the t-shirts when the stabability is better.
     
  23. Charger Dave

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    Keep your taco off the streets and crap like that won't happen? :tup:
     
  24. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    But I like my tacos from the street.:lol::icon_tease:
     
  25. chiefsgal

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    I shot the Cookie Monster Because I'm a Pimp!!



    :crying:
     
  26. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    C'mon!! :lol:
     
  27. Chelsea

    Chelsea Well-Known Member

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    I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I'm a pimp!:lol: :lol: :lol:

    Am I the only December b-day here?
     

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