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I shot the Cookie Monster Because I'm a Pimp!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Nah, your December sister is here... ;)

    Oh great... Here's mine...

    I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm a pimp.... :eek:
     
  2. Chelsea

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    Did you have to run shirtless too? Or did I do the thing wrong!:icon_huh:
     
  3. Chelsea

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    Well we must be wearin' the same color of shirt too!:lol:
    And at least you know what to do with a condom running shirtless....what does one do with a friggin easter egg?
     
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  4. Carrie1219

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    :icon_rofl:
     
  5. Carrie1219

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    I'll trade ya the easter egg for the condom... :icon_rofl:
     
  6. Trumpet_Man

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    Everyone here can kiss my ***.....well that is what it said to me :lol:
     
  7. Carrie1219

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    Tony ran shirtless with a mop because.................................
     
  8. Carrie1219

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    Chippie.... :lol:
     
  9. Carrie1219

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    Here's Alina's... :eek:

    I ran naked with the koolaid man becuase I'm good in bed. :unsure: :no:
     
  10. Chelsea

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    This is sooo fun! I think I will change my shirt like 10 times to get the results I like. I am on shirt number two....the first one was green.:abq1: :abq1:
     
  11. Carrie1219

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    Mike's

    I shot a mop because I've got abs... :lol: (not really)

    Liz

    I needed a hottie because that hoe stole my taco... :lol:
     
  12. Carrie1219

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    Chiefsgal and Bolts4life appear to have the same birthday... I need to start writing these down cause most people don't list their b-days in their profiles.... This thread is great for capturing birthdays.
     
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  13. Carrie1219

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    Here's ANT's

    I cuddled with a hotte because.................................

    How much do y'all wanna bet that ANT says he's wearin' a pink shirt? :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
     
  14. BFISA

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    :icon_eek: :icon_sad: :unsure:
     
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  15. Carrie1219

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    Well she is a really good little sleeper.... :yes:
     
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  16. Thread_Killer

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    Any thread that makes cute women take their shirt off is okay by me. :tup:
     
  17. Thread_Killer

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    I've tried more than once, but I can't seem to picture you with Double D's. :no:

    :icon_smile:
     
  18. Chelsea

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    Hi Honey!

    I don't think I have ever been shirtless in public....seems to be a December thang!:lol: :icon_tease: :lol:
     
  19. Chelsea

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    Hey You!
    My awesome SIL now works for a Plastic Surgeon. I can get anything I want for cost. I might have my eyes worked on next year. And......maybe a boob job too! Heh-Heh!:lol:
     
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    Okay, I have to rep that post.

    :lol:
     
  21. turbo_turtle

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    No matter what kind of shirt I would wear the outcome would not be good at all.

    Mine would be (I shot your mom because................). You all can fill in the ... .

    Nothing is good for that.:icon_sad: :tdown: :icon_evil: :( :puke: :no:
     
  22. Chelsea

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    WHY!!!!
     
  23. Concudan

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    Now dont be so hasty! How much does such a service cost again? :mellow:


    :lol:
     
  24. turbo_turtle

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    I do not want to shoot anyones mom. It is not funny.

    I wish though it was this though.

    (I cuddled with a stripper because I am sexy like that.):tup::yes::icon_beerbang:
     
  25. Concudan

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    Ahhh I see. Keeping it on the down low, hush hush, incase the popo is around. Got it...

    Soo how much to scramble the EGGS then? :mellow:
     
  26. turbo_turtle

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    The scrambling of eggs cost is like the cost of any Ferrari new from the show room. :lol:
     
  27. Concudan

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    Let me get back to you on that then... :(
     
  28. rexy2006

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    I beat a pornstar because I'm sexy like that.:icon_huh:
     
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  29. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    What exactly did you beat? ;)
     
  30. TheLash

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    I like a pothead because I'm SEXY like that! Damn Straight Skippy!:flag:
     

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