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It's not gonna happen, BUT...

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by HollywoodLeo, Dec 6, 2009.

  1. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Ravens loss tomorrow
    Ravens loss to Detroit
    Steelers loss to Cleveland
    Jets loss to Tampa Bay
    + Chargers win over Dallas

    = Chargers clinch playoff spot

    Good luck on hoping Detroit, Cleveland, and Tampa Bay all win in the same week, though. :lol:

    But it's nice to see clinching it already within reach, even if the odds are that low. :abq2:
     
  2. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    You have way to much time on your hands to start this thread... :lol:


    :icon_tease:
     
  3. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    The sad part is I should be doing homework. :lol:
     
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  4. BoltzRule

    BoltzRule Well-Known Member

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    Probably won't happen vs Dallas, but it'd be nice if it happened with a win vs Cincy at home.
     
  5. IFiredCHart

    IFiredCHart Well-Known Member

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    If Dallas plays like they did today and continues on their December trend, we should have no problem as long as we regain some of our defensive starters.
     
  6. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    And if.....

    I have sex with Kim Kardashian
    then with Angelina Jolie
    then with Halle Berry
    and then with Rhianna

    I'll have a heart attack


    which is about as likely as Browns, Bucs and Lions winning in those case
     
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  7. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    I posted this on another forum as well and added that I probably have a better shot at scoring a date with Jessica Alba. :icon_rofl:
     
  8. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    :lol:
     
  9. !~BOLT~!

    !~BOLT~! Well-Known Member

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    This is the best thread of the week.

    It's original.

    It's creative, it took some serious research and it deserves a fuggin' sticky.

    Btw the scenario is just hilarious as well.
     
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  10. reddenedbeard

    reddenedbeard Well-Known Member

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    We can dream .. :tup:
     
  11. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    Think twice about Angelina. Go Penelope Cruz.
     
  12. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    I love crazy playoff scenario threads.

    Thanks Leo, I lol'd.
     
  13. Chargers-Superhero

    Chargers-Superhero Just win the Damn SB !!!

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    If you have sex with Kim K, you might as well give it up, because your D**k might just fall off. :yes:
     
  14. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    about having sex with Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Rhianna and Jessica Alba at the same time
     
  15. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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    Don't forget your Viagra Old Dude. :icon_tease: :icon_toast:
     
  16. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Jessica Alba, I knew I forgot someone. Ok insert her over Angelina Jolie unless its the one circa Tomb Raider
     
  17. MasterOfPuppets

    MasterOfPuppets Charger fan since 1979

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    you couldn't handle ONE of them, let alone 5 at the same time :icon_tease:
     
  18. sickswonnyne

    sickswonnyne Well-Known Member

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    Kardasian's booty, Jolie's lips, Alba's face, Halle's body and Rihanna's hot *** Carib accent.

    I'll just take my Vida.
     
  19. SDRaiderH8er

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    I want to show up Shawne, and besides its my dream.
     
  20. powayslugger

    powayslugger Feckless Slappy

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    Wow- Cleveland, Detroit and Tampa Bay all winning? Those three are the Bermuda triangle of bad football. Wonder what the Vegas odds of that happening are?
     
  21. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Part 1 is done.

    Now Cleveland needs to win on Thursday....




































    ...:icon_rofl:
     
  22. Brundlefly

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    Ugly, UGLY game in GB tonight(Baltimore is my second favorite team) god damn.
     
  23. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    On top of this we need either Miami to lose to Jacksonville or New England to lose to Carolina.

    I excluded Miami initially because we have the tiebreaker on them, but I didn't take into consideration that as long as they're in the race for the AFC East crown that tiebreaker could shift to New England if they finish 10-6 with their one loss being to Buffalo and Miami wins out. That would give Miami the division and New England the tiebreaker over us due to common games.

    If New England loses to Carolina then wins out and Miami wins out New England wins the tie breaker due to strength of victory, which gives us the tiebreaker over Miami due to head-to-head.
     
  24. cranberry

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    I have another look at the playoff situation:

    in the hunt:

    7. Ravens 6-6
    8. Miami 6-6
    9. Jets 6-6
    10. Pitts 6-6
    11. TeTi 5-7
    12. Hou 5-7

    Chargers are 3 Wins before the first team not to get into the AFC playoffs. The best records those 4 teams can get is 10-6
    So Bolts can afford to lose 2 games and still be in the playoffs. The next 4 games are tough, but two of them
    will likely be won. So we're near already clinching
    a playoff berth. The strongest competitor is Denver. They
    can still eliminate us from 1st place AFC-west.
     
  25. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    CLINCHED: Indianapolis – AFC South


    INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

    Indianapolis clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:
    1) IND win OR
    2) IND tie + CIN loss + SD loss
    Indianapolis clinches a first-round bye with:
    1) IND tie OR
    2) CIN loss or tie + SD loss OR
    3) CIN loss + SD loss or tie


    SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

    San Diego clinches a playoff spot with:
    1) SD win + BAL loss or tie + PIT loss or tie + NYJ loss or tie + MIA loss
    or tie OR
    2) SD win + BAL loss or tie + PIT loss or tie + NYJ loss or tie + NE loss or
    tie OR
    3) SD win + BAL loss or tie + PIT loss or tie + JAC tie + NE loss OR
    4) SD tie + BAL loss + PIT loss + NYJ loss + MIA loss


    CINCINNATI BENGALS


    Cincinnati clinches AFC North division title with:
    1) CIN win OR
    2) CIN tie + BAL loss or tie + PIT loss or tie OR
    3) BAL loss + PIT loss
     
  26. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to point out that I posted this thread before any of the NFL sites posted the actual scenarios and the only thing I was off on was not including Miami.
     
  27. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Ravens loss tomorrow check
    Ravens loss to Detroit
    Steelers loss to Cleveland check
    Jets loss to Tampa Bay
    Dolphins loss to Jacksonville
    + Chargers win over Dallas

    = Chargers clinch playoff spot

    Go Jags, Lions, and Bucs











































    :icon_rofl:
     
  28. Zeus

    Zeus BoltTalker

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    Its ok everyone, but me was underestimating the Browns.
     

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