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Let's play "Pick your Loss"!!!

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by ChargerMike, Nov 30, 2012.

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"Pick your Loss"!!!

  1. Two pick 6's in the last 2 minutes

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  2. Blocked PAT on the go-ahead win on the final second

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  3. Opposing team converts on a 4th and 50

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  4. 45 unanswered points in the 2nd half

    27.3%
  5. Rivers finally dies of a Harris/Clary mutiny

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  6. Norv goes "Norvel"

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  1. ChargerMike

    ChargerMike BoltBruthaFromAnuthMutha

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    Hi everybody!!!!
    Welcome to the new game show "Pick Your Loss"!!! where you, the Chargers fan, get to pick the way the Bolts will completely F*** up and meltdown this week!!!
    Now I've only included just a few scenario's on this particular poll., but by no means does it stop there!!! Oh no sirree bob!!!
    You, as a disgruntled pissed-off Chargers fan can add your own!!! That's right!!! Feel free to be as creative as you like......because as we all know., NOTHING is out of the realm of possibilities!!!!
    The winner receives an all-access pass to "I Told You So"!!! to dangle and boast amongst his fellow Bolt Talk posters!!!
    Good luck!!!:cool:
     
  2. Ikeman83

    Ikeman83 Werter Pöbel

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    Most epic thread... ever
     
  3. CoronaDoug

    CoronaDoug Well-Known Member

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    Norv goes "Norvel" is the winner. I am almost feeling nostalgic and longing for the Kaeding missed field goal. ;)
     
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  4. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    4th QTR...... Ready to score the winning TD with :30 on the clock;

    Norv cant get the play into Rivers in time - calls a time out that we don't have! ;)
     
  5. Ikeman83

    Ikeman83 Werter Pöbel

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    If we have the lead, Jammer or Cason burned for massively deflating long third down conversion on clock killing drive for the Bengals to come from behind. (LOL @ thinking we'll have a 4th quarter lead)

    If we're behind, Clary/Harris sack/strip sack.
     
  6. SanYsidro Bolt

    SanYsidro Bolt BoltTalker

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    Chargers down by 7. 1st down Ball on the 20 and 60's to go. Rivers snaps the ball hands off to Mathews, he's cuts back breaks one, two, three, tackles dives towards the end zone touchdown! (under review) Oh he's down on the half yard line. Next play Rivers drops back throws to Gates touch down! Oh wait flag on the play? Offense pass interference. 3rd and forever Rivers drops back to pass scans the field, pump fakes lefts throws right Alexander one hands it in the back of the end zone touch down chargers! Under review toes in it's good. Down by one going for O.T they line up, ball is snaped kick is up its blocked! Its blocked! Once again Charger fans epic fail!
     
  7. Mr. D™

    Mr. D™ Who Dey!!

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    Chargers down by 48 with 1 whole qtr to go bengals bring in Bruce and he scores another 28 points buhahahahaha ... Ok maybe not

    Seriously chargers down by 2 1st and goal at the Bengals 5 yard line with 50 seconds left on the clock and two time outs left, rivers short pass to gates gains only 2 yards

    45 seconds left

    Chargers Time out

    2nd and goal rivers hands the ball off to the RB who pushes the ball forward two more yards before getting stopped

    30 seconds left

    Chargers last time out

    3rd and goal rivers fakes a hand off but before he turns around to pass the Ball Adkins tackles and strips the ball from Rivers as Dunlap picks the fumbled ball up and runs all the way to the end zone for a TD


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  8. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    NORV GONNA NORV
     
  9. Bolts4lyfe

    Bolts4lyfe BoltTalker

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    Im going to go out on a limb and say we do something negative that hasn't been done or seen in 20 years
     
  10. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    with a tie game and with the Chargers kicking a 53 yard field goal to win the game the kick falls just short and the Bengals run that kick back for the winning touchdown as time runs out.
     
  11. Fouts

    Fouts Well-Known Member

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    I hate to break it to you guys, but the losing streak ends today. The Bolts will rattle of four straight wins, they will be in perfect contention for the wild card. It will come down to a team that needs to lose on a 10am game, and that team will lose, making it so all the Chargers need to do is win their last game against the Faiders to get the wild card. The Chargers will lose, and go 8-8, miss the playoffs, get a #18 draft pick. AJ will be retained, Norv fired. Any thoughts? :)
     
  12. BoltFanDC

    BoltFanDC Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear...

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    We missed an option, the red zone turnover going in to tie...
     
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  13. Ikeman83

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    You clearly underestimate the Norv
     
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  14. ChargerMike

    ChargerMike BoltBruthaFromAnuthMutha

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    :laugh: LMFAO!!!

    C'MON MAN!!!!
     
  15. BoltFanDC

    BoltFanDC Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear...

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    Eh, no.

    It's going to be ugly next week in PIT...Ben or no Ben.
     
  16. ChargerMike

    ChargerMike BoltBruthaFromAnuthMutha

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    Feel free to start planning your "Norvel gets Fired" party now.......

    I know I am. :tup:
     
  17. Ikeman83

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    Pit just beat the Ravens, something we were unable to do. There are many ways to lose a game, but having Norv as your HC is the best of them.
     
  18. Fouts

    Fouts Well-Known Member

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    Well, that screwed up my scenario. We will still go 8-8, screw up our draft pick.
     
  19. Ikeman83

    Ikeman83 Werter Pöbel

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    Embrace the suck. You're still looking at this team as being less inept than those opponents, and that is why you don't see the top 5 pick.
     
  20. Fouts

    Fouts Well-Known Member

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    No someone accused me of not understanding the Norval affect, this proves, I completely understand it. We now are out of playoff contention, the only hope is to lose out for a high pick, but the Norval affect will take place, and we will win out, thus missing the playoffs, and screwing our draft position. :)
     

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