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Let's write a book!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Aug 9, 2007.

  1. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    This could be fun!!
    Everyone add a sentence in conclusion to the sentence posted above.
    We'll make it out to be one big story and it might be cool to put it all together eventually.
    Be as wacky as you want, because I am!!!!
    I see a NY Times Best Seller in the making!!!!



    BOLTS4LIFE receives a phone call from AJ Smith.
     
  2. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Aj asks if BOLTS4LIFE has any good beer in his fridge.
     
  3. Charger Dave

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    Once upon a time, in a land far-far away named "Los Angeles" there was a man named Barron Hylton......
     
  4. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    BOLTS4LIFE is a little puzzled as to why AJ would call him just to ask for a beer.
     
  5. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    AJ knew from a friend of his that BOLTS4LIFE makes the best Home Brew in San Diego.
     
  6. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    So AJ gives BOLTS4LIFE a very strange offer for one of his home brewed beers.
     
  7. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    The offer is a one time date with Kendra Wilkinson.
     
  8. captaind

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    "Your beer is legendary in the San Diego underground," Smith said, "and this beer at the stadium doesn't cut it for me. I need a beer suited for today's modern NFL General Manager. If it's good enough, I'd like to have you supply my office weekly."
     
  9. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    BOLTS4LIFE agrees to meet with AJ in his office after his date with Kendra Wilkinson.
     
  10. PowderLove

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    AJ spends the first hour of the meeting discussing his short and longterm plans for the Chargers.
     
  11. BOLTS4LIFE

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    With hopes that the date last night would sweeten the offer
     
  12. super_deluxe

    super_deluxe World Class

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    Aj then heard something. He ran into the closet, and Superman flew out, off to save the day
     
  13. rexy2006

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    Then, bow chicka bow bow.
     
  14. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Aj/superman gets back and continues the discussion.
     
  15. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    sorry about that, it looked like Al Davis and Jamarcus Russell were about to agree on a deal, I used my superman/jedi powers to fix that. Now what were we saying?
     
  16. BOLTS4LIFE

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    BOLTS4LIFE says "you were asking me how my date went and wanted to make some kind of deal with me, regarding my home brewed beer."
     
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    BOLTS4LIFE: Well, it's hard to go wrong with Kendra Wilkinson... it was amazing. How did you fix me up with her?
     
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    And he says ... "I am not your father or pimp daddy".
     
  19. captaind

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    She's Superman's ex-wife.
     
  20. BOLTS4LIFE

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    BOLTS4LIFE: Anything, huh? Well I say "a date with Kendra Wilkinson is a date with Kendra Wilkinson."
    So what kind of deal do you have for me?
     
  21. BOLTS4LIFE

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    BOLTS4LIFE: Yeah, she mentioned something about that.
    She said they divorced because she couldn't get use to a guy in spandex!!! :lol:
     
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    BOLTS4LIFE: Hmmmmm. I'll have to think about that but in the mean time, I'll send a tainted one to Al Davis.
    Can I see Kendra again?
     
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    BOLTS4LIFE: I'll tell you what. Throw in Kate Beckinsale and you got yourself a deal!!!!
     
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    AJ ponders the deal and says" I will also give a vaction in Maui with Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba for 10 cases of your Home Brew.
     
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    Then Van Da Knightman gets busted for MIP and blows the whole deal with the hot women, causing consternation among his friends here on bolttalk and disappointing AJ, who was counting on Van to play second-string center..........
     
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    PowderLove is dating Kate Beckinsale, so that part is denied. :D
     

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