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Liar's Club: Make Up Lies About the Poster Above You!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    OK, so this one's been done on other boards before, but making up crap about other people can be one helluva lot of fun........the more outlandish/funny/ridiculous/impossible the untruth and the less it describes the member, the better.

    Say I were to start with BFISA::lol: Toby is a Raiders fan from Compton who bites the heads off chickens and likes to dress up as Al Davis for Halloween. (No offense, Toby---that's why the game's called "Liar's Club":lol: )

    Then the next person tells a lie about me, and the next poster after that follows up with a whopper about that member, and so on. Be creative, and have fun!!:tup:
     
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  2. WonderSlug

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    Lightning's Girl is really a Raiders and Broncos fan. She dreams about being in the middle of a sandwich of Eli Manning and Michael Vick. LG hates AJ Smith and yearns for the return of Steve Ortmayer and Mike Riley. Finally, she bought a Ryan Leaf jersey which she cherishes.
     
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    Wonderslug was once a top researcher in molecular physics, until a terrible accident with a molecular transporter he had invented. Apparently, unknown to him, a small slug had slithered into the transporter pod before his first test with a human subject (himself). Unfortunately his molecules were combined with that of the slug and a slug human hybrid was created.

    Now, he now commonly goes by the nickname "Sluggo" and has developed a strong allergic reaction to salt. Other than avoiding salt and the secretion of slug goo, it really hasn't affected him much. When asked about it by one media source, he was quotes as saying, "hey, some girls like the goo."
     
  4. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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    Thumper is a man
     
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    MTL is a level headed gentleman.
     
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    Daddy O is really a cave man and could not win 9+ games with this chargers offense
     
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    Ant is going to become a Public Defender assigned to the Michael Vick case, and win.

    :icon_tease:
     
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  8. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    LV Bolt was actually one of the girls at Mustang Ranch. Now she is in mourning in a Reno strip club with Leisure. They were going to run off to Vegas to get "hitced", but Liesure lost his Cialis prescription. Since they could not consumate the marriage, they are still stuck in that Reno strip club.............:icon_rofl:
     
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  9. Thumper

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    Fish fear Daddy_O
     
  10. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl:

    Thumper gets his name from the noise he makes in the shower. :icon_eek: :icon_tease:
     
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  11. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Thumper is afraid of cute bunnies because of a bad experience he had with the stunt double to the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
     
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    Ant cries into his Ryan Leaf pillow anytime someone mentions his name. He also makes sure to keep his Eli Manning bedspreads in tip top shape. Ant hates Philip Rivers, Antonio Gates, and LaDainian Tomlinson. "Why hasn't that twit AJ Smith traded those worthless hacks already?!?!?!??!?" he can frequently be heard moaning. Ant believes Jamal Williams deserved that chop block 5 years ago that ended his season.
     
  13. Carrie1219

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    Sluggo has been kanchoed today..:icon_tease:
     
  14. Daddy_O

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    Ant is actually John Glover Roberts, Jr., of the US Supreme Court. He wastes our tax dollars by posting on Bolttalk while court is in session.
     
  15. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    bump

    What? No one wants to lie about me? :icon_shrug:
     
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    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    damnit why did you have to pick something i'd actually want



    Carrie is really Chispa's evil cousin
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Loren is a handsome man with a winning peronality!
     
  18. LV Bolt Fan

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    So is Concudan. :icon_tease:
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    LV loves women....


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    Concudan won his elementary school spellin' bee. :icon_eek:
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    LIAR!!!!

    Thumper is a big bully!
     
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    Concudan dreams of being Michael Vick's "ball" boy. He has a lifetime supply of Valtrex so he doesn't get too sore.
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Sluggo is a closet Raiders fan!:icon_twisted:
     
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    I heard that you are a secret raider fan.......:lol:
     
  25. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Chiefsgal is really a 50 year old male mechanic fron New jersey who loves the Chargers!
     
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    Conc. chose his forum name from "Conky" the robot on "The Pee Wee Herman Show"
     
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    Carrie is really the President of the Mormon church and a homaphrodyte...:icon_eek:
     
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    :lol: better then a bronco fan.....:yes:
     
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    ChiefsGal misspelled her name and flunked the IQ test. She was thinking of working in a hair salon, but worried that she wouldn't qualify because she was bald. Later, CG was relieved when she found out that they work on the hair on a person's head. She once broke her computer's coffee mug holder tray. The replacement DVD-ROM drive arrives next week.
     
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    Concudan has both original and next generation star trek uniforms and sometimes wears them out to home town buffet.

    And he can't really speak Gaelic he just makes **** up :icon_tease:

    apparently thts all true about sluggo too.
     

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