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Liar's Club: Make Up Lies About the Poster Above You!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    The Lash is short for "The Lashes" as he spends hours applying them each morning :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  2. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    How did you know?!:icon_huh:

    I can to...

    Wow, we are soo alike...
     
  3. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Concudan likes to spend all night binging on hot chocolate with sprinkles and often wakes up in an alley with a strange barby doll...
     
  4. WonderSlug

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    The last time Concudan saw a woman naked, his grandmother was coming out of the shower. His long, drooling stare creeped her out. She hasn't seen him since.
     
  5. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Sluggo was the inspiration for the Silence of the Lambs character...


    BUFFALO BILL!!!
     
  6. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    Concudan is really a male concubine named Dan.
     
  7. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Lightning's Girl envisions being crowned the American Idol. She's been caught in her office using the telephone as a microphone as she practices her routines.
     
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  8. Electric Chair

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    Lightning's Girl's name refers to a tattoo she got in prison while doing a stint for grand theft auto.
     
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  9. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    EC has to borrow money from his mom to cover his gambling losses... :lol: ;)
     
  10. WonderSlug

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    Carrie once served as the welcome wagon for the seventh fleet. All the sailors returned to port with a smile, and somewhat dehydrated. A new definition of "ball gag" in Webster's was written to accommodate Carrie.
     
  11. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    wonder slug is really a snail
     
  12. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Wonderslug repeatedly leaves a trail of sludge in the house. When confronted by his wife, he blames it on the dog.
     
  13. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Anteater sometimes eats things other than ants. :icon_eek:
     
  14. BoltsFanUK

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    PowderLove loves sniffing the powder:icon_eek:
     
  15. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    BoltsFanUK is actually American
     
  16. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    BFUK was once a member of a traveling circus. He was pumped up on steroids, so much so that one of his arm muscles popped.
     
  17. BoltsFanUK

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    VDK was behind the dissapearence of Jimmy Hoffa
     
  18. WonderSlug

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    BoltsFanUK hates all forms of football and prefers watching men's gymnastics and men's diving.
     
  19. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    WonderSlug actually likes salt
     
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    in_a_days dgaf

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    BFUK hates the Padres.
     
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    IAD, on one particularly strange acid trip, took 5 hits of double dipped gooney bird LSD, rented a paddle boat at Lee's Ferry, and paddled it all the way through the Grand Canyon.
     
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    EC protests deep sea fishing and is a leading advocate for aquatic life, is devoutly straight-edge, and is both terrified of and alergic to water.
     
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    IAD is a devout Catholic who travels to high schools to tell kids that drugs are bad, mmmkay?
     
  24. Electric Chair

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    PowderLove is actually a Swedish bikini model, and she got her name for showing a fondness of sniffing Peruvian marching powder, aka cocaine.
     
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    Electric Chair enjoys playing shuffle board during his leisure time and has a very strong fear of eating in public.

    He recently got arrested for assault and battery when he claims that his shuffle board opponent cheated in order to take his winning streak away!!!
     
  26. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Bolts4life works in the hardware dept. at Home Depot, and his name is referring to his love for the bolts on aisle 10. He couldn't care less about the Chargers.
     
  27. BoltsFanUK

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    PowderLove is adopted and nobody loves him/her
     
  28. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    BFUK is at the top of his class and will have a successful future.
     
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    BoltsFanUK hates the red coats that the British wore in the Revolutionary war. So there for, he cheered for the other side!!
     

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