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Liar's Club: Make Up Lies About the Poster Above You!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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  2. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    PowderLove can't sit in a restaurant for more than 15 minutes without leaving for the bathroom to powder his nose!!!
     
  3. Electric Chair

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    BOLTS4LIFE is actually a Desert Storm Vet that wound up in San Diego after being sent to the Naval Medical Center with complete memory loss due to being too close to a mortar round that went off in Baghdad. He escaped, living on squirrels and rabbits in Balboa Park for three years before finally figuring out who he was. He slowly filtered his way back into society by taking a job at the Salvation Army.
     
  4. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Electric chair shops at the Salvation Army ever since the 99 cent store close to his alley got shut down.
     
  5. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    PowderLove Has 23 turtles that he keeps in an aquarium in his basement.
     
  6. Electric Chair

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    PowderLove's most prized possession is his booger collection.
     
  7. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    EC comes over on occasion to look at them with me.
     
  8. Electric Chair

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    PowderLove is who the movie "Ransom" is based on.
     
  9. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Electric Chair has had a major fascination with sea snakes since his childhood. At age 18, he got very drunk and dove in the ocean to swim with them and become one with them.
    This resulted to a near death experience when he was bitten by one of these highly venomous reptiles. But he survived and now runs a charity to help keep kids away from sea snakes.
     
  10. Daddy_O

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    Bolts4life was forced to display the fighting bunny he uses as an avatar after loosing a fight to him. The evil monkey is the rabbit's manager, therefore demanding a spot for promotional purposes.

    We anxiously await a date to be set for the rematch, which will be a PPV event exclusivly on the Bolt Podcast. BTW, Thumper is said to be working behind the scenes with evil monkey and the "Fighting Rabbit" to make this happen.

    Rumor has it that the "Fighting Bunny" is Thumper. :icon_rofl:
     
  11. PowderLove

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    Daddy O was a zoot suit swinger in the 40's, and was placed in cryogenic freezing. He awoke to find that being a hep cat was no longer the same, and decided to become a real estate agent.
     
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  12. BOLTS4LIFE

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    PowderLove's first job was at the "Dick Tracy Toy Center."
    He was only 16 at the time and was an order taker.
    All of his co workers knew him as "Gregory."
     
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    B4L once turned down a foursome with Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron, and Scarlett Johansson. He cited that he didn't find any of them particularly attractive and didn't see the point in dabbling with Monets and butterfaces.
     
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    WonderSlug owns one of the biggest collections of "Smurfs" in the country.
     
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    Bolts4Life thinks dogfighting is for pussies and has trained and fought rabid bunnies and puppies for sport and fun.
     
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    Chispa is actually a Charger player, and adopted "herself" in the Bolttalk Bolt Adoptions. :icon_tease:
     
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    BlueandGold owns a small tree that's planted in a pot of soil. He treats it like a pet and takes it every where.
    He recently purchased a pair of season tickets so he can bring the tree to all the home games.
     
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    Chippie's FAT, is a closet SC alumni and thinks Barry Goldwater is the ****!!
     
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    BFISA is a square who thinks that pimps are sinners, and that they have a place in hell. He also doesn't care for Norv Turner in the least, and calls for him to be fired daily.
     
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    Powder Love is a virgin who has so many nocturnal emissions that his bed has plastic sheets.
     
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    Lightning's Girl started her career at age 18 by posing nude for art drawing classes. She now owns a percentage of Maximum Magazine.
     
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    Chispa once saw an episode of Law and Order and felt she could have adequately defended the suspect. She went into law the very next day.
     
  24. BOLTS4LIFE

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    Hates this thread?

    You don't know me too well. Do you?!! :icon_twisted:
     
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    B4L likes to wear his "scary eyes" and chase kids home at night... :icon_eek:
     
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    VDK likes to visit the Maryland Science Center quite frequently.
    He is also a big collector of Hot Wheel cars.
     

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