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Liar's Club: Make Up Lies About the Poster Above You!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    You're supposed to post a lie! :icon_rofl:

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  2. Electric Chair

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    VDK once wrote a movie called "Free Willy". Except his wasn't about freeing a whale, it was about his sex life while living in Texas when ecstacy was legal.
     
  3. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair New Member

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    VDK is really a hick that goes by the internet alias of "Shamrock".
     
  4. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair New Member

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    And VDK, x used to be legally served in bars in Texas until the mid 80's. That isn't a lie.
     
  5. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Despite his expert claims EC has never actually caught a fish. Not one. Nada. Zero. In fact rumor has it he can't even catch a buzz.
     
  6. TBF

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    Hmmm a lie...

    Bolt Die hard likes girls...
     
  7. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair New Member

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    TBF is a creative person that brought something original to the thread. :lol:
     
  8. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    EC got his user name from the method of execution used on his great-uncle Elmer, who was sentenced to death for car-thievin' back in the 1930s.
     
  9. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Lightning's Girl farts in church and has been relegated to sitting in her own pew... :icon_mrgreen:
     
  10. compubolt

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    Carrie told me that I could have weddle as my adopted bolt. :icon_shrug: :yes:
     
  11. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Compubolt is bolt_dyke at the UT... :lol:
     
  12. compubolt

    compubolt BoltTalker

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    I thought we were lying? :icon_shrug: :icon_huh: :lol:
     
  13. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Comp is having an affair with MM... :abq2:
     
  14. TBF

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    Carrie is crush'n on hall and oates...
     
  15. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    TBF has a john elway teddy bear that he hugs at night
     
  16. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    Ant think's Robert Gallery is an NFL Left Tackle.


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  17. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair New Member

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    The "LV" in LV Bolt Fan's name really stands for "Lost Virginity". Something LV is hoping to achieve before the Chargers win the Super Bowl or he turn's 50. Whichever happens first.
     
  18. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    It had better be the Chargers win the Super Bowl! :yes:

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    EC wear's men's clothes.

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  19. WonderSlug

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    LVBF wants to move to Atlantic City and become a soda jerk.... without the soda.
     
  20. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    Wonderslug is looking for someone to take his place in Atlantic City.


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  21. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    LV Bolt Fan is the star of the show in Vegas where men dressing up as famous female singers.

    He dresses like Madona.
     
  22. Electric Chair

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    Wonderslug was given his name by a happy battalion of leather necks when they were all hog tied in a Viet Cong prison North of Hanoi. He was able to miraculously untie his extremities by manipulating his wee wee by going back and forth between deep thoughts about Raquel Welch and Bee Arthur.

    There is a statue at our base there to this day, erected to commemorate the occasion, that all the pilots touch before going up.
     
  23. Daddy_O

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    See that silver thing the chick in EC's Avater is holding? That is EC, son of Nemo, Grandson of Mr. Limpet.
     
  24. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_eek:

    You not joking are you!:flag:
     
  25. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Daddy_O is the Walrus

    Coo-coo-ca-chooo
     
  26. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    Conc is acutually a "Pill Tester" at Bellvue. That would explain alot.......:icon_rofl:
     
  27. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    Concudan had an origional thought, once. But it died of lonelyness.


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  28. TBF

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    LVBF's, (the chosen one) wife allows him to think on his own, often and always.

    TBIZ
     

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