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LT's Random Thoughts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LT teh ghost, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. LT teh ghost

    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    Why do we not have monkeys in the military.....the enemy would be too busy saying how cute they where and BANG!!!! we got um.....plus they would fling some poo just to add insult to injury..........:icon_shrug:
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    I feel i have ADD but i can never pay attention long enough to find out :icon_huh:
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    I like to randomly punch "little people" in the face......it makes me feel bigger :tup:
     
  4. Thumper

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    LT, have you ever met SnappySammy? :lol:
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    No i haven't:icon_shrug:
     
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    He's a good guy, but a little nuts sometimes. He also likes to post random thoughts.
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    If i had it to do all over again.....i might have masturbated less.......Might have..........
     
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    I need a clone of myself......so i can kick the living crap out of him :yes:
     
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    rubbing butter on a hooker will not stop diseases.........be careful out there.......
     
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    Never tried that one. :lol:
     
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    Any more random thoughts LT? I find them amusing.
     
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    Yes there will be more to come....work has been really busy :tup:
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    The reason Papa smurf wore red cloths and all the rest of the smurfs wore white is because red = whore, white = virginity.......to sum it up, Papa smurf was the only one ever to get any.............
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    Froggy style:


    Ok i learned this from mother nature herself,

    Apparently you get a female (one twice the size of you). Have her lay on her stomach. then you climb on her back and stay there no matter where she goes. Occasionally you will have to kick other suitors in the face to keep them from climbing on your woman;s back. After some time has past the female will release her egg and you get to blow your load all over them, In the end, if your lucky, the female will not eat you when your done.


    Please feel free to experiment.
     
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    I wish SnappySammy still posted here. You two would get along great. :lol:
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    Is it wrong to ask for seconds during Communion :icon_shrug:
     
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    nope
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    Everytime i post is like a hug from Jesus :yes:
     
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    ok :icon_huh:
     
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    That's not what I heard.
     
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    Any nuggest o' wisdom today, oh Illustrious Potentate?
     
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    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    Hamburger helper will help your hamburger but it wont bring the neighbor's dog back to life. :no:
     
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    Is it worng to have sex with your clone :icon_shrug:
     
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    Well, since you guys so frequently have sex with yourself.............what's the diff? :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Excellent point! :tup:
     
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    I think it is time to unleash our most devistating weapon apon our enemies......






    David Hassolhoff


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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Bad one, Ghosty...
     
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    Chuck Norris is like Santa Clause

    He sees you when your sleeping
    He knows when your awake
    He knows when to give you a roundhouse to the temple
    and rearrange your face........ :yes:
     
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    Two Words:


    Abe Vigoda!




    as you were.
     
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    Dawn does not take blood out of your way. :no:
     

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