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Man sues over long-lasting erection-

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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  2. Shamrock

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    He's going to have a "hard" time winning any money .....
     
  3. Boltdiehard

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    That must have been a really "stiff" drink.
     
  4. Carrie1219

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    Hey, the stuff might be cheaper than ED drugs...:icon_shrug:
     
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    And his wife wasnt happy :icon_shrug:
     
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    Some folks would cry if they had ice cream.
     
  7. Boltdiehard

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    It's going to be hard to erect an argument that will stand up in court.
     
  8. Carrie1219

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    His wife might have filed the law suit... :icon_eek:


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  9. Shamrock

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    This guy is a nut .... a real sac of nuts .....
     
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    What city is this in? Hilton Head, SC?

    Is he an upstanding citizen?

    I hope he doesnt lose his head over it.

    How much longer can he keep this up?

    He could win every round of "Spank the Monkey".

    I might want to head on over and see of I can lend a hand.
     
  11. Shamrock

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    Figures .... a dude named "Woods" gets a permanent *****.

    In a related story, stores are having trouble keeping Boost in stock as men rush the shelves.

    Bob the Enzyte guy just got a case of that Boost stuff. Mrs. Bob is smiling.

    I'm glad the guy is taking them to court. He got the shaft.
     
  12. Carrie1219

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    You know there always seems to be some correlation

    Take John Bobbit for example...

    :eek:
     
  13. Boltdiehard

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    Lawyers are the **** and they have The Best hustle going. :yes:
     
  14. Lightning's Girl

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    Uhhhhhh........folks? I hate to spoil the fun, but your resident medical expert here has actually taken care of real patients with this condition. It's called priapism, and even though a long-lasting erection SOUNDS like a dream, it can be an extraordinarily painful---not to mention embarrassing!---nightmare for the poor dude who develops it. Often they have to do surgery to literally drain the blood from the engorged member in order to make the swelling subside; otherwise, the pain continues and the patient could even LOSE that part of his anatomy.:icon_eek:

    Post-op care is kind of weird; the surgeons at the hospital where I used to work would write orders for CMS checks (color, motion, sensation) to be done every half hour for the first 12 hours after surgery. This involved gently inflating an infant-sized blood pressure cuff placed around the injured organ to gauge blood flow, note its color and elicit sensation. It wasn't fun for either nurse or patient, but when it comes down to the choice between that or having ol' Charlie fall off..........well, let's just say that I never saw anyone refuse the procedure.:no:

    Now, back to our regularly-scheduled thread................
     
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    Yup........that's why nobody ever refused to let us do the CMS checks, no matter how humiliating it must have been for them.
     
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    I wonder if he has a lawyer; or does he plan on handling it himself?
     
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    I've been reflecting on this one.... If it is a marketing ploy it is a GREAT one! ;)
     
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    :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
     
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