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McDonald's hires Eric Parker!.....

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by HollywoodLeo, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    I think this would be great if McDonald's fired Johnny next door and hired Eric Parker, a true burger flipper. :tup:
     
  2. Aggieman

    Aggieman I bleed blue and gold

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    Didn't you just give poof crap for making his thread look like a headline?
     
  3. sdbound

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    Burger flipper? He's not qualified (too many dropped patties).


    He should start sweeping the floors and try to work his way up to a paper hat.
     
  4. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    He'd hurt his wrist flipping burgers and have to be placed on register duty by week 2.
     
  5. P88F

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    **** you mother ****ers!:tup:
     
  6. P88F

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    that is pretty hypocritcal of him
     
  7. RipTheJacker

    RipTheJacker Well-Known Member

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    Erica would never work there, he cant make enough money there

    I mean when times get tough, what he is he gonna throw??
     
  8. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    His was perpetrated as actual news that could possibly take place and make headlines.

    This thread was obviously fake and meant as a sarcastic mockery of his thread.
     
  9. Aggieman

    Aggieman I bleed blue and gold

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    Well, poof. I'ts time to face it. NO Team in the NFL wants to sign Parker!
     
  10. P88F

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    Anyone seen the Pet Detective when the kicker for the Dolphins misses the field goal and gets like a sex transplant haha EP anyone :icon_huh:
     
  11. WonderSlug

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    Maybe that explains the dropped McDonald's paper bag that Brandon Marshall claims he got into a fight with... er... "slipped" and got his arm injury.


    Eric Parker muffed the hold on the bag, it dropped, and Marshall got injured.

    Thank you Eric! :tup:
     
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