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Merry Christmas Bronco fans

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by sdbound, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    KSK presents: Welcome Playoffs by Cutler Lou Who



    Fah sho for-aze!
    Dah who dor-azw!
    Welcome playoffs!
    Come this way!

    Fah sho for-aze!
    Dah who dor-azw!
    Welcome playoffs!
    Come this way!

    [Meanwhile on forbidding Marmalard Mountain]

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    [Sounds of packages being floated against the walls and cracks of thunder]

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    Look at them, all those Jays down in Cutlerfvckerville with their warped warbling. Droopy dregs of humanity with hangdog faces and vaginas where their penises should be. How I loathe their chokery and undeserved 4th seedery. So content are they in backing their way into the playoffs. So oblivious to the fact that the *****ing hour is close at hand.

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    But you see, My Tiny Darren, we’re gonna steal their precious packaged playoffs right out from under their droopy sulkface noses. AREN’T WE?! **** AND YES WE ARE! There’ll be no Hochuli to stop us this time! No. Nothing stands in the way of King Laserface’s accent to the top of the world! SADDLE UP YOU POCKET POOCH IT’S RIDING HIGH TIME!

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    Oh wow, the playoffs are coming. I’ve never experienced the magic of the postseason before, especially after we screwed the pooch the last two years. I’m like Tony Romo without the smiles.
    Oh! What’s that clatter? Must be Santee Claus. I would know coming from Santa Claus, Indiana. I hope he brought me the unearned sense of accomplishment I asked for!
    Hey! You’re not Santee! YOU’RE NOT SANTEE AT ALL!
    Don’t touch that! That’s my division title! It’s mine! Give it!
    Where are you taking me!? IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Settle, settle, widdle inferior quarterback. You’ll have more time to enjoy your Christmas figgy pudding and doodazzlers once I’ve eliminated you from playoff contention. AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT THEN TOUGH TITTY**** YOU TRAGIC SULKFACE THE CLOWN! THEN I’M GONNA COLD **** THE COLTS IN THE POSTSEASON, JUST LIKE I DO EVERY YEAR! I HOPE THE VOLEKTRICITY IS READY! WHAT? HUH? WHAT? **** YOU!
    [And that's when Marmalard's shriveled ***** grew three sizes that day]
    A Merry Playoffs to All, And May You All Get Stabbed in Your Sleep By a Marlinspike!
    Ya betta ask somebodddddaaaaaayyyyyyy!

    link.

     
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  2. megold0715

    megold0715 Well-Known Member

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    THIS IS AWESOME !!!! i wish i was goin to be there cant flights be like 99 dollas ach way anymore damn ill be there in spirit GO CHARGERS
     
  3. Aggieman

    Aggieman I bleed blue and gold

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    Jay Cutler's New Years Resolution - I am going to kill myself.
     
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  4. rexy2006

    rexy2006 Well-Known Member

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    OMG OMG OMG That is FREAKING highlarious!!!

    :icon_rofl::icon_toast::joke::lol:
     
  5. megold0715

    megold0715 Well-Known Member

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    I just cant believe that tool was voted over rivers to the probowl big deal he has more passing yards thats it he should slip on a big pile of donkey sh*t before sunday
     
  6. BoltFanDC

    BoltFanDC Mufflers Are Overrated

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    Hilarious! Nicely done sir.
     
  7. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Dude
    How long did it take you to come up with that? EPIC! :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
     
  8. Buck Melanoma

    Buck Melanoma Guest

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    Dammit!! Choked on my tequila shot. :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
     
  9. RipTheJacker

    RipTheJacker Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

    Oh my god that was amazing
     
  10. !~BOLT~!

    !~BOLT~! Well-Known Member

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    This thread is TITS! And needs to be spread amonst a shytload of forums.
     
  11. Holy_Bolt

    Holy_Bolt Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl:Very creative and damn funny! :icon_rofl:
     
  12. TheBeast

    TheBeast BoltTalker

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    That was great.

    I spewed the coffee.

    :lol:
     
  13. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    SDBounds excellent adventure. You should post this over at the Donk blogs.
     
  14. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    Those guys can be so needlessly cruel.
     
  15. clontarf_bolt

    clontarf_bolt Well-Known Member

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    That was genius, VOLEKTRICITY :icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
     

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