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MNF: Winslow's undisclosed illness

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by sdbound, Oct 13, 2008.

  1. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    After a summer filled horrifying testicular injuries in hockey and baseball, it appears Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow is also having his own nut trouble and will possibly sit out Monday Night's game against the New York Giants. Pro Football Talk , quoting a league source, says that Winslow was admitted to the Cleveland Clinic "because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits."

    It was first reported as an "undisclosed illness" and head coach Romeo Crennell seemed to think it wasn't too serious, saying "his arms and legs aren't falling off or anything like that." Notice there's no mention of the peach basket, though, which is could be in peril.

    Hopefully, he just slept on them the wrong way or is having some sort of odd physical reaction to new laundry detergent or something because nobody should have to be put through such torture and humiliation.
     
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  2. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    grapefruits!!!???


    :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:
     
  3. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    boy I so don't wanna make that comment of mine about grapefruits ever again
     
  4. Showmeyourbolt

    Showmeyourbolt Well-Known Member

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    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    sounds 1) painful and 2) VERY uncomfortable. ouch!
     
  6. sickswonnyne

    sickswonnyne Well-Known Member

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    You get used to it.
     
  7. Thunderstruck

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    I'm sure She-li Manning would be more than happy to offer Winslow a helping hand and release some of that pressure.
     
  8. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    So you also have testicularus coconutus?


    :lol:
     
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  9. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Damn as soon as I read this I literally grabbed my balls. :icon_eek:

    Fuk that ****. :no:
     
  10. sickswonnyne

    sickswonnyne Well-Known Member

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    Is that Latin for huge Cajones? haha.
     
  11. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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    Elephantiases?>?? :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:
     
  12. cool arrow

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    Peach basket... thats funny. Perhaps the following link will provide a (ahem) little insight as to how severe the problem to the ole sack really is. BTW, the guy helping this poor fellow epitomizes the meaning of true friendship. At least he found another use for the ole bean bag. WARNING...not for the weak of heart. :abq2:


     
  13. wrbanwal

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    oh no!!

    seen it


    must not open!!


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  14. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    The soldja is still a little testy,

     

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