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My favorite Fairy Tails

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wrbanwal, Sep 24, 2007.

  1. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    One day, long, long ago, there was this woman, who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag, or biotch........


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    But this was a long time ago.....
    and it was just ONE day.


    The End



    :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
     
  2. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Did you go to the Conc School for the Spelling Challenged?

    It's Fairy Tale .... not Fairy Tail.

    Does a fairy have a tail?
     
  3. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    oops

    but then again


    might have been a Freudian thing


    thinkin about tails not tales ???!!!!


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    Here's my fairy tale:

    Once upon a time there was a Charger fan forum where everyone got along. Win or lose, all the members of this forum realized we're all Charger fans and we should support our team and say goodbye to negative thoughts.

    Now in this fair tale land, the Chargers coach was a great offensive coordinator, but didn't have the temperment of a head coach. As a result, the most talented team in the NFL started the season by losing 2 out the first 3 games.

    So the members of the forum were sad, but they did not bicker or argue, but instead they sent a message to gawd (AJ Smith) to kick the HC in the *** and gawd answered. He walked up to this head coach and kicked him right in the *** and laid down the law. Motivation is the key gawd told him. Your players must believe and they will win.

    Well this coach saw the light. No more excuses, no more bullshit. This **** stops now. The players saw this fire in the HC and believed because in their hearts, they knew, nobody in this league can stop them except themselves.

    The wins came and Charger fans around the world rejoiced. Trumpets blew, leisureworld prospered, and all were happy.

    The plays came and defeat was not possible. The evil tyrant Bele-cheat cast a spell upon the Chargers to give them doubt. But the power of the lightning bolt was to strong and the tyrant was defeated (and suspended for cheating, again).

    Then came the apex of all this struggle, the championship game was upon us. Like a flash of lightning it was a forgone conclusion, the Bolts would not be denied.

    Now the Chargers are world Champions and a dynasty has begun. All is right in the world. Forum posters are happy and joyous. Not an argument in sight because they all know that for as long as we are positive, there is a chance to win ever year.

    ok, it's a freakin' fairy tale.
     
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  5. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Thats the best fairy tale I ever heard...:tup:

    Now lets make it a true story...:yes:
     
  6. sdbound

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    Last week I rear-ended a dwarf.

    He got out of the car, came up to me and told me he was not happy.

    So I asked him, "Well, which one are you?"
     
  7. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    rear ended a dwarf? the beginning threw me off a little...:p
     
  8. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Dead account

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    I had to check and make sure who actually posted that line. It wasn't leisure or Conc so I let it pass. :tup:
     
  9. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    Not often that you see snow white humor on a football forum. :lol:
     
  10. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Once a upon a time, I came to work today.
     
  11. KimPossible

    KimPossible BoltTalker

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    All this bad spelling is very very distressing.
     
  12. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    Teel me abowt it.
     

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