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New Fighting Unit Formed...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mapcap55, Dec 4, 2006.

  1. mapcap55

    mapcap55 BoltTalker

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    Our Government has finally seen

    the light!

    [​IMG]


    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    Battle Cry: “GET'R DONE!”


    Press Release

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation

    of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, South Carolina, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :



    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!
     
  2. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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