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Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by pgreenbe305, Oct 3, 2007.

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  1. pgreenbe305

    pgreenbe305 New Member

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    San Diego, Ca - A seven-year old boy was at the center of
    a San Diego County courtroom drama this morning, when he
    challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The
    boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
    initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
    custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be
    maintained to the highest degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
    him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
    her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his
    grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
    learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among
    them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
    to propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the
    child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to
    the San Diego Chargers, whom the boy firmly believes are not
    capable of beating anyone.
     
  2. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    if this is the best that you can come up with, because each and everyone of us has seen this with just about every team in the NFL, then please go back to school and don’t come back until you have improved in your ability to say something, anything! We love to talk smack. this; this is something a kindergartner uses!


    Oh and mods please move this to the smack section were we can have fun with this coconut!
     
  3. pgreenbe305

    pgreenbe305 New Member

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    Way to serious, bro... way to serious! I'll try to come out with something more original, since I'm such a douche... right!
     
  4. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair New Member

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    It is a very old joke, you must admit.
     
  5. pgreenbe305

    pgreenbe305 New Member

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    Yes, oldie, but still a goodie... especially in HORRIBLE times like these, when the Chargers can't buy a win. It sucks and I'd like to have fun with it as much as possible. The alternative is going emo, deciding to wear black all week, and cutting myself to ease the pain of our woeful Chargers season (thus far, and hopefully not for long).

    That is all...:abq1:
     
  6. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard Charger fan at 7000'

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    Gee, one of the handful of recycled jokes that gets trotted out every season, just insert the name of struggling team. :icon_sleep:
     
  7. nickelbolt

    nickelbolt Fuggedaboutit

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    Notes for future use of this joke:
    1). It actually has a chance if the team is winless.
    2). It always has a chance when it refers to the winless Raiders.

    Sorry Charlie.

    :yawn: :icon_sleep:
     
  8. Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan

    Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan Well-Known Member

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    Different team, same douchebag posting it.
     
  9. TBF

    TBF BoltTalker

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    I must admit....I LMAO...

    That is a damn funny joke and I had never heard it before...:abq2:
     
  10. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    Timing is everything. And because hardly anyone around here knows you, see how easy it is too look like you are a fan of some other team.

    And if you are a fan of the Chargers, why would you post something like that? Especially at this time, and also, once again you are a newbie, and you need to earn some respect before you try and pull something off like that.
     
  11. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    Douchebag says what?

    :icon_finger:
     
  12. gobigblue

    gobigblue BoltTalker

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    Haven't heard that term in years....you just aged yourself :tup:
     
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