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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You never seen me work that Backhoe at the Zoo ................... Toto my Rhino buddy would dare to differ with you no doubt, he'd get so excited when he seen me coming around to play in his yard on that thing, he'd start scraping the ground and snorting like a bull in heat ............. God I miss that big guy !!!! :(
     
  2. jackfrost

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    If I was a TSA agent, I'd be patting down EVERY pussy I could get away with....................hey, gotta be thorough I say !!! :D
     
  3. jackfrost

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    Just watching the MNF ...................

    Oh my ..................poor ol' Jerrah, couldn't happen to a nicer Rush/Anne ..............truly one of mankinds greatest turds.

    Love seeing him miserable, hope the Cowgals never win another game under his ownership and I'd be a happy camper.

    Aloof, arrogant pricks like him can go farg 'emselves.

    Well, their's Romhomo's 5th pick of the night................ nice playing there ToeKnee, way to bring it Champ. :whistling:

    Mind you, a few weren't his fault it mmust be noted ......................I'd be more inclined to be paying out on this Dez Bryant Mother/Hooker slapper (if this clown isn't the Gen Y version of TO, then I have never seen a Loser in the making)

    My Gawd ................. some of those misses make me think he had money on Da Bears, talk about Alligator arms, they should name him T-Rex ............. he'd be a leading candidate for "Pooftah of the Year" if a Charger.

    Oh Yeah PUMPY .....................gues that win by Da Bears mans I WIN, I WIN, I WIN .....this weeks Tipping comp. ;)

    Three Cheers for Jack !!!......... Hip Hip ....HoooooooRayyyyyyyyy !!!!
     
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  4. Buck Melanoma

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    My only regret from this game?

    Cutler wasn't carried out on a stretcher. :(
     
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  5. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Thanks Mate but I was just FISHING.....:D

    I have seen that pic a thousand times just wanted to think about you making this post! :D

    nice work you did it! :tup:
     
  6. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    :tup: nice work you did it! :tup:
     
  7. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    It depends on what site your on mate......

    But after years of "copy and paste" I think its time to learn a 2nd alternative!

     
  8. Buck Melanoma

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  9. Blue Bolt

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    Nobody tell Pumpkin........

    Michael Gehlken@UTgehlken
    Nate Kaeding currently seeing specialist in San Jose for groin injury. Norv Turner said he doesn't anticipate severity to warrant IR.
     
  10. Buck Melanoma

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    How about just on general principle? :laugh:

    But seriously - have we moved anyone to make room for Carr yet?
     
  11. Blue Bolt

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    No word yet on Carr....... a bit odd.
     
  12. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Not my class ring sir but rather my master freemason ring.
     
  13. Lance19

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    1 year...1 K
    More later. :)

    Time.jpg
     
  14. Blitzy

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    I honestly don't have a fargin clue as to what you are blabbering on about :confused:
     
  15. Blitzy

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    PS, is this Toto?

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  16. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Just for Jackie!
     
  17. Blue Bolt

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    Carr Signs One Year Deal

    The Chargers made it official Tuesday.

    Veteran cornerback Chris Carr has signed a one-year contract with the team, it announced. Carr is expected to serve as the fourth cornerback Sunday when the Chargers face the Saints.

    The transaction will be processed Wednesday.

    When it is, the team must submit a corresponding move to open a spot for Carr on the 53-man roster.

    Cornerback Shareece Wright, out with a high ankle sprain, is expected to miss at least one more game. He entered the season as the top slot corner but was injured Sept. 10 on the opening kickoff. Marcus Gilchrist was worked in the slot in his place.

    Carr has 27 starts in 105 career games, playing for the Raiders, Titans and Ravens over seven seasons. He most recently spent training camp with the Vikings.

    The 29-year-old has 189 career tackles, 2.5 sacks and six interceptions.
     
  18. Charger Dave

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    @Blue - finally got my Blu-ray cherry popped...

    Watching
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    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    I am duly impressed with the quality of viewing! :cool:
     
  19. Blue Bolt

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    If not the quality of film making. ;)
     
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  20. Blue Bolt

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    Make up your ******* minds, will you? ;)

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    Chargers have decision to make on Kaeding. Saw specialist and is "week to week." But w/ Gaither healthy & Carr signed, no room for 2 kickers
     
  21. Pumpkin Bolt

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    I know!



    Cut his ***! :D


    Sent from my iPhone 4
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    When will that say ...... Sent from my iPhone 5?
     
  23. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Don't tell Jack! I might wait until I get a job! My date to upgrade is 10/12.....


    Sent from my iPhone 4
     
  24. Blue Bolt

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    It's your move, Chargers

    It's got to be somebody.

    Soon, the Chargers must name who.

    The team signed veteran cornerback Chris Carr to a one-year contract Tuesday, a move that won't be processed until Wednesday. When it is, the Chargers must clear a roster spot with a corresponding transaction.
    Someone has to go.

    So, who's it going to be?

    The difficult decision seems unlikely to fall on the defensive side of the ball on a week building toward a Sunday night tilt with the Saints. Their spread passing attack figures to leave the Chargers all hands on deck.

    A couple more likely options stand on offense, but perhaps the first place, or at least the most intriguing, to look is on special teams.

    Kicker Nate Kaeding suffered a right groin strain last week, forcing him to miss Sunday's game. He visited a specialist Tuesday and is considered week to week.

    Coach Norv Turner conceded during his Monday media conference that he "would not anticipate him kicking for a while.” On Tuesday, after checking his watch to tell Kaeding's visit with the specialist was happening at that moment, Turner said he didn't anticipate the injury's severity would warrant placement on injured reserve.

    Still, to keep two kickers on the roster would be a burden.

    If "week to week" becomes three or four, the injury would string the team along, costing it a piece of valuable depth elsewhere in the interim.

    They could hang with Kaeding at least another week and monitor his progress. Or, similar to how they did with Shawne Merriman in 2010, they could place Kaeding on injured reserve with a minor-injury designation — applicable to ailments with a recovery timetable of less than six weeks.

    Once Kaeding passed a team physical, he would be released, and the two-time Pro Bowler would seem certain to quickly catch on elsewhere, unlikely to kick for the Chargers again.

    Or an offensive player could be the choice.

    Wide receiver Micheal Spurlock, despite being so valuable for his depth and versatility, may make the most sense.

    He has played seven offensive snaps in four games while staying active on special teams. He's been the primary reserve to punt returner Eddie Royal, fielding six punts, five of which were fair caught, and lines up off Richard Goodman on kick returns. He also has a special teams tackle.

    But Carr has 146 career punt returns. His experience in the area could make Spurlock the closest thing to a survivable loss if the team must cut.

    Elsewhere, the offensive line, thin already with three players backing up five spots, can't afford to go much thinner.

    A running back position that used four different starters its first four games had Curtis Brinkley inactive Sunday against the Chiefs. It has an ideal five-man backfield size, between four running backs and fullback Le'Ron McClain.

    With Ronnie Brown proving solid in the passing game, Brinkley could perhaps be a possibility at the spot, but the team would have to feel comfortable in rookie Edwin Baker on its practice squad or the state of the free agency market.

    It'd stand one injury way from turning to either.
     
  25. Blue Bolt

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    Anything of interest on the horizon?
     
  26. Pumpkin Bolt

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    The job I want... I have been in the pool for a month it's a cross between my retail background and my last job. It's a district manager for Bimbo bakeries. I just can't find the right door to knock on!


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  27. Blue Bolt

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    All that gym work will be undone in a week. ;)
     
  28. Pumpkin Bolt

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    R. Brown.........

    Why can't Norv use a WR/TE in place of brown? Look how NE has used Hernandez and GB with Cobb...:tup:
     
  29. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Entenmann's :D


    Yes ............ I love bread!
     
  30. Blitzy

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    We all know that Norf is partial to his former players and placates to them. This is not unique to Norf, but Norf seems to be old school in that way. Ronnie stays, Katey leaves ;)
     

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