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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    on Eli's birthday...
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha......................thats as good as any other excuse I've heard Bucko ...... :tup:
     
  3. Buck Melanoma

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    If we lose this game, can we use the "Sean Payton was at the game stealing signals" excuse? My conspiracy meter is running a little low.
     
  4. Buck Melanoma

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    That's my story until proven wrong. ;)
     
  5. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I'm OK with the "old" ..............but I do have a dick ya know..................albeit not John Holmesish, its still a dick. :D
     
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  6. jackfrost

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    That certainly couldn't hurt .............surely.

    If she has anymore, the bastard will be looking for a new contract just to feed them all ................. next thing ya know he'll be doing a "Scaredy" and forgetting their farging names......
     
  7. Buck Melanoma

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    I wonder if they know the Duggars?

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  8. jackfrost

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    Correct ................say what you want about ShEli, but the guy is as cool as a farging Artic breeze when it counts most and that is unteachable.
     
  9. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    Jackfrosting is a long winded bastage. ;)

    That being said, I agree with you. Norf is a conservative pussy, doesn't have the ballz to go for the throat. Rivers is a big concern..........I haven't got a fargin clue what has happened to him, he is simply not the same guy he was. Chargers, for once, are good at beating crappy teams. That was always an issue in the past...........playing down to inferior opponents, and losing.

    Now, let's beat a winning team. The Saints might be 0-4, but I have a feeling we are going to get our asses kicked ala the Falcons on Sunday.

    Surprise me, and I'll be happy. I have minimal expectations.
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Im' betting they spend the offseason camping somewhere together Bucko, discussing the Lord and what it must be like to have a "Doggy" when the mood hits !!!! ..................... (they'll need Yosemite all to themselves unless those women start closing their legs occasionally)

    That is still one of the alltime GREAT Posters I do believe...................................funny as all FARG, laugh every time I see it !!!
     
  11. Buck Melanoma

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    You'd laugh even harder if you saw some of the fundie families that I know ... their family vehicle is a short bus!!

    Appropriately .... :rolleyes:
     
  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Who me ?????

    I see whats going on here ..................can I help it if the "Magnificent 7" (aka The Babies in the Bathtub) turned out exactly as I predicted and a few noses were put outta joint ???

    Let me apologize for that please .......



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    OK, all better now ? :D
     
  13. jackfrost

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    Oh shite, sorry mate, I did see that in there and just havent got around to responding .....................farging Deev is annoying the crap outta me on WM as per usual .................hell, a man gives her some dick and a holiday all for free and she still wants more ?...............what the hell is wrong with these women today ? :D

    I shall get in touch with the Shamster very shortly, has been far to long since I've heard that slow Texas drawl of his. ;)
     
  14. Buck Melanoma

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    Do Australians always need to feel on top because of the "down under" designation? :giggle:
     
  15. jackfrost

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    I'd pay to watch that ........nice Bucko, glad there's no hard feelings on your behalf either and that you're well over the whole 2004 draft issues. :roflmao:
     
  16. jackfrost

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    Works for me ............................you do realise that someone already has that headline written, don't you !!! ;)

    Now its just a matter of waiting till the appropriate time to hit the post button.
     
  17. Buck Melanoma

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    I still hate Elway for the Baltimore slight.

    And his horse-toothed grin.


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  18. Buck Melanoma

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    I didn't, but I do. Predictable is.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Its only taken 5 years ......................but its nice to finally see someone accept the obvious facts (and swallow their pride and admit Jack was right :D)

    Welcome aboard the RR train my good man, pullup a seat and relax ............................and by the way, memberships are past due ya tight-arse cork-soaker, so hand it over basticle and stop spending it all on those In N' Out burgers. :D
     
  20. jackfrost

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    I was more than happy to take "bottom" this time around Bucko .......................... and watch the little Lady "ride the Pony" ;)

    Having those double mirrors onfront of the wardrobe doors certainly was a factor though I must admit...... :D

    I didn't even have to watch any porn while the Deev was in town .............. the mod's there sent me a few emails just to make sure I was still alive.
     
  21. Buck Melanoma

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    My eyes ...... :cry:
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Oh I have no problem with your angst for either Elway or Eli...................... NO ONE player should ever be allowed to dictate terms like those 2 did ......................that being said though, the NFL themselves only enhanced it by allowing it too happen and in all likelyhood, helped it so as they wouldn't lose an Elway to a rival sport back then ....................was all about the exposure and money and still is to this day Bucko ................. something's will NEVER change.
     
  23. jackfrost

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    Did I ask you to imagime me ????????????????

    If I need to tell you who you should be imagining, then we have a real problem here !!!!! :D
     
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  24. Buck Melanoma

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    I'm impressionable ..... :rolleyes:
     
  25. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Why did you buy one of these?
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  27. Blue Bolt

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    You fret like an old women........ and you love to contradict yourself.

    First, you worry that we won't be able to win the big one with Rivers, but you also say that it's a team game, so no one player is responsible for a Super Bowl win (in reference to Eli). If Trent Dilfer can win a Super Bowl, then any QB with a pulse can. ;)

    What Eli had (that Rivers has never had), is a dominant defense. That D-line was the reason Eli had a chance to pull out the big play to win the Super Bowl (and that Stickum on the side of Tyree's helmet).

    I don't buy into the idea that we'll always have a chance to win a Super Bowl as long as we have Rivers. We may have a chance to make the playoffs, but win the playoffs takes a lot more than one guy. I think our chances of winning a Super Bowl go up when we aren't reliant on any one player...... including Rivers. Give me a team that's good in all three phases of the game consistently, and then I'll think they have a shot at a championship.
     
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  28. FCBolt

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    I'm gonna go re-watch the chiefs game and drink whisky. See y'all tomorrow after I finish watching the 7 year old's flag football game (kid's a speedy TD machine, not sure I'm his father), and re-doing the shite caulking job in the shower. And putting new wheels on the fargin shower door.
     
  29. Buck Melanoma

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    My wife sez she doesn't like your gloating over this win.

    I told her to shut the **** up & go to bed.

    Does anyone here know first-aid? :confused:
     
  30. Blitzy

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    My sentiment is not really in response to your post here, but here is how I feel about this upcoming game @ the Saints:

    Our record against Brees's Saints is 0-whatever, right? That abysmal loss in London plus the game last year. Now I don't care that the Saints are 0-4, pissed off as heck, Brees has all these weapons on offense, playing on turf top, in their dome, Yada Yada... They do not have their black balled DC and their suspended HC! It is a matter of pride for the Chargers to show up and to dominate on the national Telly. I believe that we are a better team, so if the leadership starts with our esteemed QB, we must show up or shut up! If we happen to lose to a better team on that day, i.e, the best that Saints could be; then I'll get over it. However, if we beat ourselves by making moronic mistakes from our QB and trickling down, then you will not have your wish as boldened above ;)
     

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