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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Stallion1994

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  2. Charger Dave

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    I thought there was one, but Granny keeps contradicting herself. <sigh>


    <runnin to beat hell>
     
  3. Blue Bolt

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    Let's get Jack on that--he likes grannies.;)
     
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    About to go at grout with hand tools. Whisky cocktail for me. Why the **** didn't I buy a dremmel tool?
     
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    I've laid alot of tile and hardwood with a bud who owns his own biz and will hire me on the side, and I gotta say grouting sucks.
     
  7. Blue Bolt

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  8. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Are we calling jack granny now?


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  9. Blue Bolt

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    Old woman sounds so impersonal, don't you think? ;)
     
  10. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Yep! I vote for granny!


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  11. jackfrost

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    Present........OK, who's Granny needs a little action here ?????

    Afternoon cork holsters........Jackies just had a nice long sleep in on this Sunday morn of daylight savings, after actually staying up long enough to witness how an hour just magically disappears from our lives ......Most interesting that.
     
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    Just how many times do you think you can vote ya silly ol' Bastille ?????
     
  13. jackfrost

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    I'll have you know that Ruth Buzzi gave some great head when she took her teeth out, so I'm good with this comparison.
     
  14. jackfrost

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    I think I've found a future President for the JNCP .......


    I may have to re-evaluate my thoughts in regard to Twitter if this keeps up.........................maybe it really is a "good thing" that enables imbiciles of the world, (who also have that incurable habit it seems, of not being able to keep their thoughts to themselves) an opportunity to show the world just how dumb the human race is becoming ....................thus we can weed them out at an early stage and stop wasting good money (scholarships) on them.
     
  15. jackfrost

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    Just watching the Georgia / Gamepenis' on TV here .................

    21 ... Zilch to the Pheasantdicks, quite the start that one.......

    Bullies better pull their finger out or poor ol' Ugga will be in the doghouse for months.
     
  16. Blue Bolt

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    Pffft........ I've done that many times. It's a well known consequence of reading one of your longwinded posts. :D
     
  17. Pumpkin Bolt

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    I only see one vote!
     
  18. Pumpkin Bolt

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    When we stayed in San Diego,

    I watched you make many hours disappear did not see anything magical!



    Did you consider that you could turn back the clock hours sooner go to bed and when you woke up the clock would be correct? ;)
     
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    Jack wants to watch it happen "live"? :)
     
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    Gladys Frosting? Jackie Ormphby? Granny Buzzi?

    (Its all good!) :cool:
     
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    You can be such a nasty piece of work when you want, can't you......
     
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    Ofcourse you do ........ I'm glad you found out how to delete finally ya silly ol' tool......:)
     
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    Nope, never entered my head that one ....... I may just try that though when it's time to "back the farg up" come April though Pump, Thanks for the advice.
     
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    Please, like you don't own one of these....... ;)

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    Thank you Dave, I'm glad someone here "get's it". :)
     
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    ONE ??????........I got a shed full of 'em ya silly bastard. (thanks to you)
     
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    I'm sitting out in lovely "downtown Lara" at a Coffee shop, just checking out the local talent ........ If what I've seen so far is any indication of what's on tap here, I hope the Deev isn't away to damn long or it could be one long dry spell ahead......my Gawddddd they breed them ugly out here in these small towns and rather large also ..........quite a bit of inbreeding going on I'd say .........I may need to contact Bucko here shortly and get the lowdown on how this shite all works.

    When did 250 lb women get a memo that it was fine for them to wear short, tight skirts or Lycra gear by the way ??????.......I've never seen so many overweight peeps in one place in my fargin' life !!!!

    It's a Chubby-thumping lovers paradise down here ......
     
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  28. Blue Bolt

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    Did you know that fast food is America's great gift to the world...... look at the wonders it's wrought. :laugh:
     
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    Time for Fred's after dinner walk........ later.
     
  30. Blue Bolt

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    Oops........ nobody proofreads at the NC Times either, it would seem. :D


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