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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    So we fired Billy J. and hired Confucius as our new PR guy ????

    Cool !!!!
     
  2. Blitzy

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    Billy was just high on Pepsi, but Dan "jacks" on Pepsi and cycles on roids & HGH to gain the muscularity. Don't you see the difference in the body fat percentage?! :unsure:
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I think Billy may have snorted the odd line of Oxy myself..............................No one is ever that "full of life" without a little sumptin, sumptin under the table. ;)
     
  4. Blue Bolt

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    Tight end Antonio Gates said he felt the Chargers outplayed Tampa Bay.

    They needed to finish, play better simultaneously as an offense, defense and special teams, he said.

    Because of one quality, Gates expressed confidence the team can finish this season.

    "Fight," Gates said. "I think that's the one thing you have to have as a team. We are still fighting. The will. I think it starts with the coaches. It starts with the guys that lead you. You see it in Norv (Turner). He's still able to get us going.

    "It's baloney when I hear people talking about the Chargers' direction. 'Is the coach going to be here?' This and that. I guarantee you there are a lot of teams with better records that don't have the same fight and the coaching staff and the discipline and the way we prepare and all those things that add up and make up a good team. We're just not able yet to put it together for four quarters."

    Seven games to go.

    Finish or be finished.
     
  5. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Good stuff....... I add some to every wash. ;)
     
  6. Blitzy

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    The first step toward correction and recovery from one's problems is to realize and admit that there's a actually problem! AG perhaps doesn't know any better :confused:

    I wanna know what the training staff at Chargers Park is adding to their "water"?!
     
  7. Blitzy

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    I BS'd (as usual) to get Monday sympathies! I actually don't care and I was correct as long back as 3 years ago. However, I must admit that if you like comedy, Chargers games can be very comical :D
     
  8. Blue Bolt

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    I thought you'd get a kick out of that one. ;)

    Between him and Rivers, you'd have a nice start to a practice. Any psychiatrist would love to have such well to do patients.
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Yep, me too when I lived over there, not sure if its even sold down here to be honest.
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Today's athletes are well versed in the art of "utter bullshit", aren't they.

    To bad they don't display the same interest on the field with their play as they do with their propaganda pressers.

    C'mon AG, you've been one of the silent assassin-types your entire time in this league, don't go tarnishing your image now by acting like you care for a loser like Norf, we aren't all lemmings out here.
     
  11. Blitzy

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    I am a Lemming and I approve this message :D
     
  12. Charger Dave

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    That line literally made me laugh out loud Jacko! Totally approved! :tup:
     
  13. Charger Dave

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    I noticed we haven't heard from you since that message.... You out crabbin again today? ;)
     
  14. Charger Dave

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    Meanwhile John McAfee (Anti-virus "pioneer") is on the run in South America:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Blitzy

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    Yeah, I read he is wanted for murder in Belize and apparently has developed a liking for "bath salts" :eek:

    I wonder if he has acquired a taste for cannibalism? Maybe he wanted to munch on the victim? :confused: Also what's up with those stupid tribal tattoos on his shoulders? This guy was at one time a maths genius, although his software was and still is, a complete pile of :poop:
     
  16. jackfrost

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    oh man, they make the Keystone cops look like the CIA or FBI .....

    Ooooops, OK, probably NOT the best comparison right now....

    And now who is this new chicky being splashed all over the front pages ????

    WTF .......is there anyone over there these days NOT screwing around on their spouses ????

    I mean, c'mon, your average joe shitkicker I get, but what the farg is with these Generals and Heads of Spook organizations and what I totally DON'T GET......... Paper trails people !!!!! .......your obviously quite intelligent one would think to have got to where you are in life, yet your stooooopid enough to leave evidence lying around for any Tom, Dick or Harry to find ???

    My my, the world gets dumber by the minute it seems.
     
  17. Blitzy

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    Simple: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Plus, smart phones and shirtless self-portrait photos in front of a mirror are lots of fun :D
     
  18. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Not today! Had a job interview and then just some running around.

    I did rebait the pot so it's out there working for me! :)


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  19. Blue Bolt

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    Old men sending shirtless photos to women 20 years their junior........ why does that remind me for Jacko for some reason? :D
     
  20. FCBolt

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    Good stuff--one of my favorites. Damn good price too.
     
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    crab pots + beer = good time
     
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    I wouldn't underrate Goff and Dielman. And Hardwick was okay back then too. Hell even McNeill had a good year or two. Just cause they aren't going to be HOFers doesn't mean they sucked.
    To suggest that Rivers was under pressure just as much then as he is now is nuts.
    Point is, he's under more pressure now and can't handle it.

    Also disagree with the other QB comparisons. A lot of those guys were inaccurate even when they had time.
     
  23. Blitzy

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    I think you have me confused with Jacko ;) BTW, I'm just older than the younger women I'm with but NEVER old :D
     
  24. Blitzy

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    Wow! I've got to get used to that one yet :geek:
     
  25. FCBolt

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    go back and buy a case at that price ;)
     
  26. jackfrost

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    I figured you would ........ Baaaaa baaaaaaa baaaaaaa, one thing I can't stand is peeps who cant or are to lazy to think for themselves and take every word they hear or read as the gospel fargin' truth.

    Did I miss another memo that asked for most human race to sign up to become thoughtless, unable to think for themselves Morons or what ?????

    We have a huge situation down here involving a footballer who has obviously broken every rule possible in regard to the leagues salary cap and is a fair chance to be deregistered because of it and his Club (ex now) fined a large 6 figure amount and also lose draft picks for the next 3 or 4 years, all because this idiot was stupid enough to agree with the club to an under the table deal for extra money AND put it on paper !!!!!!

    Now he's signed up the biggest defense attorney in the country to defend him and he's gonna sue the club because he says he was UNAWARE of the extra money he was being paid !!!!!

    fair dinkum, I listened to a sports talk show this morning and this parasite and the host got into it big time with the host accusing the kid of being a total liar in that he didn't know what was going on and the lawyer trying to say that as a mere 22 year old, he didn't understand the complexity of the contract .......

    Talk about bullshit lathered on a foot thick........I bet he wasn't having any trouble spending those extra $$$$$ that kept rolling up at the end of each month, but now that he's been caught red handed, he plays dumb and pleads ignorance and thinks he's being hard done by.

    Hope they kick his arse out for 2 years minimum and his agent/manager is banned for life.........as for that prick Lawyer, he'll be laughing all the way to the bank regardless..........lowlife.
     
  27. Blue Bolt

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    I'm sure Gen. Allen is similarly deluded. ;)
     
  28. Blitzy

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    No Mas Dinero ;)
     
  29. Blitzy

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    How did you know that's my Greg's name? :eek: Have we met?
     
  30. Blue Bolt

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    Let me check with Jill Kelley. :p
     

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