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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Misery loves company :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
     
  2. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Don't burden that pretty brain of yours for too long :roflmao:
     
  3. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Hey BLITZY.........

    Just checking ....What do you think?
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  4. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Amazing how that trickles down all the way to the water boys.
    Ronald Reagan would be proud ;)
     
  5. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Poofessoria! Where you been? We've missed you.;)
    btw, the dude who stole your password likes women. Fargin bastage is cramping your style.
     
  6. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Canepa Report Card

    Quarterbacks - B.
    Rivers played a gallant game, but when you can’t score touchdowns, you usually end up getting stuck with the check.

    Running backs - Inc.
    How can there be any grades? Mathews carried 9 times for 20 yards. Rivers almost outgained him. This team can’t run the ball and for the most part didn’t try. Dog ate the homework.

    Receivers - A-minus.
    Alexander is the find of the year, Gates had six catches and Floyd made some big plays. This isn’t a bad group when Rivers has more than an instant to throw.

    Offensive Line - U.
    Unknown. Who are these people? Norv pulled a few down from the stands during the game.

    Defensive Line - C-plus.
    These guys played well enough and have been playing well enough.

    Linebackers - C-plus.
    Williams had a pick six, the team’s only touchdown. No sacks, but did chase Dalton around. Once again, good enough, but not when it mattered.

    Secondary - C-minus.
    It’s a tough job when you have to pitch a shutout. Lynch had a pick off a tipped pass but he also got run through by Green-Ellis on big 41-yard run. But who was that scoring in the fourth quarter?

    Special Teams - D.
    Scifres didn’t have his best day. Novak missed a tough, 54-yarder. Punt return coverage stunk. And, of course, the Chargers couldn’t return a punt if it meant their life.

    Coaching - B.
    For the most part, Norv outcoached his Bengal buddies. He’s just so limited in what he can do.

    Next Opportunity (at Pittsburgh) - P.
    Please. The Chargers will win there when three rivers turn to two.
     
  7. Blitzy

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    I happen to think with two heads. Let them confer and I'll text you the result before long :laugh:
     
  8. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    That dude likes to butter his toast on both sides. I'm not accountable for his actions ;)
     
  9. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Tell him to mellow out and marry a nice kraut chick...;)
     
  10. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Loooooosey, I'm home !!!!!!!

    Farg these + 12 hours days, this shite is getting old reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal quick.

    Then again, at this rate I should be able to afford a trip back their next year to catch a few games ( Boston sounds good at the moment) and I probably will have to pick up the Missus and bring her back if nothing better shows up here shortly ........oh well, gotta take the good with the bad as they say. ;)

    OK, time to chill a little here and catch up while also taking a peekaboo at the Eagles, no doubt, reaming that Tony rHomo kid a new one.
     
  11. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Bottoms "down" I hope ....... or else the shite really WILL hit the fan !!!!!
     
  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You DON'T even know what "bad is" until you've witnessed firtshand, the absolute shite that is "Australian homemade programming" mate.............

    Absolutely mindnumbing beyond belief, cant even begin to describe it............ its no wonder there are soooooooo many fargin' nuff-nuff's walking the streets these days, addiction to that shite is more harmful to one's brain development than any drug know to mankind.
     
  13. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Understood, seeing as you are a rather "petite" build yourself Poofessoria. :whistling:

    Hell, I'm not that fussy, at this stage a decent blowup doll will do the trick...........


    or one of these guys below if the doll cant handle the pace. ;)


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  14. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well that was a fargin'dumb move, wasn't it !!!! :D

    See, I knew you had a heart ya Pussy. ;)
     
  15. jackfrost

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    He really should of been born a woman BLEW, very very feminine in so many ways. ;)
     
  16. jackfrost

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    Classic stuff, Man that guys is a dreadful QB ( yet another USC QB bust) ....................what a shame that the Cards suck the big ONE as badly as they do and couldn't take advantage of that.

    Fancy letting a team score only 7 and still beat you :eek: ( not even the Chargers have done that ..................have they ????)
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Those two make Matt Millen look almost competent !!!! (and thats near impossible) :D
     
  18. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Young ....Old......middle aged, seriously, what does it matter ?

    Another arse-beating coming down ..... who we got next week by the way ????

    Any local High Schools looking for a beatdown by any chance ????
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Poor Ol' Peanut .................. he and Glasstillo have so much in common.
     
  20. jackfrost

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    The sweet smell of redemption ......................welcome back.
     
  21. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well do YOU trust him Conc ?

    - to stay healthy

    - to hold onto the ball

    - to complete blocking duties

    - to follow his blockers

    - to run more North/South than East/SouthEast

    -to break a tackle

    OK, thats enough, I'm pooped. ;)
     
  22. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Surely the guy who holds the towel for the players needing to take a slash on the field WILL keep his job ?

    Talk about thankless jobs !!!!

    Tough titties if he's canned ................. I'd go to war with that Man.
     
  23. jackfrost

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    Couldyou even imagine what Shammy would be like to deal with if that eventuates ????

    As long as Spanos sells, I couldnt give a rats right teste where they end up playing ...... I hear Anchorage is lovely this time of year ???

    Damn, we could even get a little baby seal clubbing in between games !!!
     
  24. Okie

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    Keep going Jack, you'll catch up some day
     
  25. jackfrost

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    Why not just get a "Padded headboard" and go hell for leather like a Bat outta Hades ?
     
  26. jackfrost

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    Gooey would know the answer to that question .....
     
  27. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    What about the rest of us who foreseen this coming years ago ???................what, Chopped Dog Dork I presume ???
     
  28. jackfrost

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    Have a feeling that Charger DC's should just have Queens "Another One Bites the Dust" playing on loop in their office during their ONE YEAR tenure.
     
  29. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Yes you would, lets not go overboard here.

    Speaking of Angelina ...............

    How bout that Brad Pitt guy !!!!!!!!!!!! ........nailing Robin Givens while she was STILL married to Mike Tyson !!! :eek:

    That redefines the definition of "BIG BRASS ONE'S" for Shizzle ......... my God, bet that bastard has some great stories to pass along.................lucky Farg'r !!!!

    Brad, you da MAN !!! :tup:
     
  30. jackfrost

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    I'd eat a yard of her intestines .................... without a dipping sauce !!!

    Smokin' Hawt.
     
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