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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    That dude likes to butter his toast on both sides. I'm not accountable for his actions ;)
     
  2. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Tell him to mellow out and marry a nice kraut chick...;)
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Loooooosey, I'm home !!!!!!!

    Farg these + 12 hours days, this shite is getting old reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal quick.

    Then again, at this rate I should be able to afford a trip back their next year to catch a few games ( Boston sounds good at the moment) and I probably will have to pick up the Missus and bring her back if nothing better shows up here shortly ........oh well, gotta take the good with the bad as they say. ;)

    OK, time to chill a little here and catch up while also taking a peekaboo at the Eagles, no doubt, reaming that Tony rHomo kid a new one.
     
  4. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Bottoms "down" I hope ....... or else the shite really WILL hit the fan !!!!!
     
  5. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You DON'T even know what "bad is" until you've witnessed firtshand, the absolute shite that is "Australian homemade programming" mate.............

    Absolutely mindnumbing beyond belief, cant even begin to describe it............ its no wonder there are soooooooo many fargin' nuff-nuff's walking the streets these days, addiction to that shite is more harmful to one's brain development than any drug know to mankind.
     
  6. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Understood, seeing as you are a rather "petite" build yourself Poofessoria. :whistling:

    Hell, I'm not that fussy, at this stage a decent blowup doll will do the trick...........


    or one of these guys below if the doll cant handle the pace. ;)


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  7. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well that was a fargin'dumb move, wasn't it !!!! :D

    See, I knew you had a heart ya Pussy. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    He really should of been born a woman BLEW, very very feminine in so many ways. ;)
     
  9. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Classic stuff, Man that guys is a dreadful QB ( yet another USC QB bust) ....................what a shame that the Cards suck the big ONE as badly as they do and couldn't take advantage of that.

    Fancy letting a team score only 7 and still beat you :eek: ( not even the Chargers have done that ..................have they ????)
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Those two make Matt Millen look almost competent !!!! (and thats near impossible) :D
     
  11. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Young ....Old......middle aged, seriously, what does it matter ?

    Another arse-beating coming down ..... who we got next week by the way ????

    Any local High Schools looking for a beatdown by any chance ????
     
  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Poor Ol' Peanut .................. he and Glasstillo have so much in common.
     
  13. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    The sweet smell of redemption ......................welcome back.
     
  14. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well do YOU trust him Conc ?

    - to stay healthy

    - to hold onto the ball

    - to complete blocking duties

    - to follow his blockers

    - to run more North/South than East/SouthEast

    -to break a tackle

    OK, thats enough, I'm pooped. ;)
     
  15. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Surely the guy who holds the towel for the players needing to take a slash on the field WILL keep his job ?

    Talk about thankless jobs !!!!

    Tough titties if he's canned ................. I'd go to war with that Man.
     
  16. jackfrost

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    Couldyou even imagine what Shammy would be like to deal with if that eventuates ????

    As long as Spanos sells, I couldnt give a rats right teste where they end up playing ...... I hear Anchorage is lovely this time of year ???

    Damn, we could even get a little baby seal clubbing in between games !!!
     
  17. Okie

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    Keep going Jack, you'll catch up some day
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Why not just get a "Padded headboard" and go hell for leather like a Bat outta Hades ?
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Gooey would know the answer to that question .....
     
  20. jackfrost

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    What about the rest of us who foreseen this coming years ago ???................what, Chopped Dog Dork I presume ???
     
  21. jackfrost

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    Have a feeling that Charger DC's should just have Queens "Another One Bites the Dust" playing on loop in their office during their ONE YEAR tenure.
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Yes you would, lets not go overboard here.

    Speaking of Angelina ...............

    How bout that Brad Pitt guy !!!!!!!!!!!! ........nailing Robin Givens while she was STILL married to Mike Tyson !!! :eek:

    That redefines the definition of "BIG BRASS ONE'S" for Shizzle ......... my God, bet that bastard has some great stories to pass along.................lucky Farg'r !!!!

    Brad, you da MAN !!! :tup:
     
  23. jackfrost

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    I'd eat a yard of her intestines .................... without a dipping sauce !!!

    Smokin' Hawt.
     
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  24. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    So what ???

    Thats no longer "COOL" ????

    yet neck tattoo's on 40 year old + women are perfectly acceptable ?

    OK, Im back up to speed now, Cool !!!!
     
  25. jackfrost

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    I couldnt see him giving Eva Braun a hit-out at this stage .........

    Gotta rest that back remember. ;)
     
  26. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Just a yard??? Lets keep it real Jacko!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  27. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Game notes
    San Diego is 21-23 since its last playoff appearance, a home loss to the New York Jets following the 2009 season. ... Bengals CB Dre Kirkpatrick sustained a concussion in the fourth quarter. ... Chargers RT Jeromey Clary had a knee injury in the first quarter and didn't return. ... Gates hasn't caught a TD pass in three straight games and remains one shy of tying Lance Alworth's team career record of 81. ... Williams also returned an interception for a touchdown in the Chargers' last win, 31-13 against Kansas City at home on Nov. 1. ... Robert Meachem, who was expected to help replace Vincent Jackson in the Chargers' offense, had zero passes thrown to him for the second straight week. It was his fifth game without a catch. ... The Chargers have been blacked out in Southern California for the second straight week and third time this season.


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  28. Okie

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    Let's make sure Norv gets this. If we're lucky, he'll do a header out a tall window after seeing the epic fail he truly is.
     
  29. Blitzy

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    Oh Okie, he already saw this years ago! This guy Norf despite being a consummate loser, has had the most charmed life in the NFL's coaching carousel since he is a complete supplicating "Yes Man" and he'll wear both the HC & the OC's caps for a substantial discount. Those who have backbones and stand up for their beliefs/philosophy will get fired, those who don't just earn their paycheck till the :poop: hits the fan(s), both literally and figuratively speaking :laugh:

    Believe me when I say that Norf is also looking forward to Dec 30th, when the Raiders hand him his final defeat of his HC'ing career (ironic that the Raiders will be the ones who will seal his pink slip, eh?!) and on 12/31 he'll be celebrating his final Chargers paycheck after being AJ & the Deaner's subservient mule for so many wasted seasons.

    Farg 'em all... I sayz ;)
     
  30. Charger Dave

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    If you cannot win in the trenches you cannot expect to win football games.
     
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