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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    That's the redneck method. Fargin dwarves ripped it off.
     
  2. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    According to Skyrim lore, Dwarven culture predates redneck culture by a few millennia. ;)
     
  3. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Would you believe out here it is Salmon peach and rainbow Power Bait that is getting the bites? They must be stocking the lake with trout from San Francisco! ;)
     
  4. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Ehmmm!
     
  5. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    FC, I think there is a difference between "fargin dwarves" (ever noticed that hobbit feet and going barefoot in Mo are the same thing?), and what Blue is talking about - Skyrim Dwarvin are all into armor and stuff:

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    I think blue is more interested that some of the girls have nice lungs.
     
  6. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    How did you guess? :D

    Here's the little lady I'm playing with now....... I've moved to the PC version (on my iMac via the Parallels software).

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  7. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Yeah, I noticed that sir blitzedalot -and have been meaning to ask the significance of your avatar. :whistling:





    <exit - stage left>
     
  8. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Are Norv and AJ still around?


    Why?


    :sleep:
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    To close out the season with a bang. ;)
     
  10. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Speaking of avatars eh? :cool:
     
  11. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Very apropos. :tup:
     
  12. FCBolt

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    Skyrim's not real. Rednecks are. ;)
     
  13. FCBolt

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    Bastages!
     
  14. FCBolt

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    8-8 and in the playoffs!

    Deano will waffle again :roflmao:
     
  15. Blue Bolt

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    Tell that to Conan. :D

     
  16. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Belgian style....... with lots of whipped cream. :laugh:
     
  17. FCBolt

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    I'm not sure he's real either ;)
     
  18. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Certainly, the head looks artificial.
     
  19. FCBolt

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    No doubt especially attached to that bean stalk.

    That clip was pretty fargin funny though.
     
  20. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    It all would seem rather bizarre to a non-gamer. He at least gets some fun out of it....... and some humor.
     
  21. FCBolt

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    Obviously didn't have the cheat code for proper use of the tusk ;)
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    You'd be amazed by some of the "mods" out there for Skyrim.
     
  23. Blue Bolt

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    OK, I'm out for the night.
     
  24. FCBolt

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    Outta here and into the skyrim mods?
     
  25. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    I didn't watch MNF last night - had better things to do and decided I had seen enough of Brady being babied/protected by an o-line that holds yet never draws a flag from the officials unless it is an out-and-out tackle from behind.

    Sure enough - found this report this morning:

    "Quarterback Tom Brady threw for four touchdowns and the Texans usually potent rushing attack was held in check."

    Am I wrong? Where it involves Brady and company, I am now on strike unless they happen to be playing the Chargers.
     
  26. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Oh I'm sure she is impressed by someone who can make her work under parallels. ;)
     
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    Brady got hit a few times and would look at the refs like 'wtf guys, I'm getting hit here'
    Meanwhile Mankins was throwing punches and not getting flagged. It was kinda sad--the Texans DL were asking the refs about it and Mankins was laughing at them. He knows the score.

    The PI penalties against the Texans, both offensive and defensive PIs were called against them, were crap calls.

    Anyway, got sick of it in 3rd Q and turned it off. Manning, Brady and Brees are protected by refs, clearly. Not sure what Rodgers did to piss the refs off, but he doesn't get near the calls that the 3 amigos do.
     
  28. Blue Bolt

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    Not as impressed as me. ;)

    I was sure I'd get frame drop issues, but as long as I don't play on the highest graphic setting, it runs rather well. Parallels has really improved their stuff....... and this is on Windows :poop:8. :D
     
  29. Blue Bolt

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    If that "discount double check" didn't sour the refs on him, then nothing would. ;)
     
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    Mathematically speaking, the Chargers’ chances of making the playoffs are around 1.5 percent based on the probability of them winning every game remaining game and the proper teams losing enough for it to matter.
     

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