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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Seriously !!!

    You really DO have to much time on your hands BLEW......

    I gave up on the playoff option back in week 4 I believe it was ....... Which rock have you been hiding under for the last 10 weeks ?

    And don't say "Ayers" ......... The "Indiginous people's of Australia", wouldnt allow such an act these days. ;)
     
  2. jackfrost

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    OK, I'm sure this has been viewed by everyone in here ages ago, who doesnt live the solitary lifestyle a certain person who shall remain nameless presently does .....

    BUT .............I've just come across this video and have pissed myself laughing for the last 30 minutes.

    May well classify as the best laugh I've had in years actually.



    Now that is some seriously funny shite ...... :tup:
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    HOLY FARGIN' MOLEBOY DREW................:eek:

    BLEW has owned up (sorta) to being human afterall ................

    A Man's bookmarking this post, ASAP !!!!

    Hell, if this keeps up, I may just start believeing that peace can come in the Middle East, there REALLY is a God and spending my Sundays singing in the Church choir.
     
  4. jackfrost

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    Oh hell Yezzzz, MUST be allowed to pick his own staff, that goes for whoever is the next sucker person that takes the HC reins..... ;)

    Cant say I hold any of our coaches in that high esteem Dave, that I'd be sorry to see them gone, though Im sure a few would probably be able to show some kind of improvement under anyone BUT Norf ..............

    As far as Bisaccia goes ......................the idea of him being appointed HC, really doesnt blow up my skirt in the least to be honest, what HC creds does he produce ? ....................I'm just NOT that big on guys who've been around the league forever, coaching in different departments, at a shitload of different teams, toiling away in mundane jobs etc, then becoming HC's and expected to perform miracles.

    Sure, there are exceptions to those rules, but they are fairly "far and few between" and you could bet your bottom Dinar on The Deaner, picking the "most likely to fail" candidate without a shadow of a doubt.

    Nope, I say we go extreme and wipe the slate clean.................time to go more, Out of the Box, Dave.
     
  5. jackfrost

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    Is that right ??????

    Well well, how the times have changed then .....

    So did Donald Sterling finally sell that franchise ????

    If NOT, maybe there is some hope for the Deaner afterall ....... ;)

    p.s .....Is it just a coincidence or am I wrong to think that the odds must be fargin' astronomical of there being TWO of the worst owners in US Sports history, located in the same city, ?????

    Guess thats the price you pay for living in "paradise" !!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. jackfrost

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    YOU really are coming around nicely these days after finally abandoning the Positive PollyAnna bandwagon quicker than :poop: -from-a-shanghai, I must say...... :D
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Well there's a shock.

    Along with that cretin, Bayless and blowhard know-it-all, Smith.................this bloke is nothing but a poor man's wanna-be the biggest idiot on TV.

    He's totally clueless on any and all subjects and only ever opens his mouth if he thinks it will be controversial enough to create a shitstorm of attention.

    Lowlife journo at his very best, this wanker.
     
  8. jackfrost

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    Is there something I should be looking for, other than that guys "Jatz crackers" showing beneath his "dress" ????????

    Now I get why the game has "RIM" in its name at least ...... :whistling:
     
  9. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Wow outstanding!



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  10. FCBolt

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    Maxwell's Silver Hammer, Rocky Raccoon, etc.
     
  11. Blue Bolt

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    As long as Axel Rose isn't singing it. ;)
     
  12. Blue Bolt

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    You know very well that I'm a cheap/thrifty bastage. I got a very good deal on my refurbished iMac, and sold my old one for over $700. All told, I spent about $1,300 on my new 27" iMac...... not a lot for a very capable machine.
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    The amount of time it took to read that tidbit of info I can spare. It takes some of us less time to read it than others. ;)
     
  14. Blue Bolt

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    I may be a fossil, but I'm still adaptable....... sink or swim. ;)
     
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    I think I can safely say that you're the only person on this forum to have focused on that aspect of the photo.

    It's sad what a little sexual deprivation will do to some people. :roflmao:

    Here's one I took last night...... no crotches (click on pic to see full-sized). ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Blue Bolt

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    But those songs had clever lyrics and interesting hooks at least. None of his Beatles songs stooped to the level of that solo :poop:.
     
  17. Blue Bolt

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    NEWS FLASH: Eddie Royal will not play Sunday
     
  18. Charger Dave

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    Gee Jack, you mean it isn't "all Norv & AJ's fault"??? <evil grin>

    I could point out that there have been other cases where former Special Teams coaches went on to become fine Head coaches - but then again, my current "feeling" is that its time to blow up the organization and suffer through a couple years of rebuilding. While I very keenly recognize the contributions of the Chargers organization to our county here, primarily under the Spanos family - will say it again, don't think I would be disappointed with a change in ownership on top of it. Additionally, have given up hope that the team will be able to stay in San Diego - it is what it is in that light. They did try to do so for one hell of a long time though - but the City of San Diego isn't going to do what is necessary to keep 'em. IMHO
     
  19. Blue Bolt

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    I wouldn't put it all on the city....... the team has to have reasonable expectations in the current economic climate. And the same goes the convention center. If, and it's a big if, the Chargers and the convention center people pooled plans and resources, they could get a joint project done IMHO.

    The problem is, both still stubbornly want to do things their own way. The times don't call for business as usual, they call for cooperation and creative thinking...... both of which are in short supply.
     
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    With Brown out, Mathews says he's ready to step up

    Ryan Mathews still sounds confident.

    “I’m always ready,” Mathews said on Friday.

    As the scouts say, Mathews still looks good getting off the team bus.

    “I was in great shape coming into the season,” he said, “and I’m in great shape now.”

    It’s Week 15, and he’s not limping or moving stiffly across the locker room.

    “You’re always going to take punishment playing this position,” he said, “but I’ve done a great job of taking care of my body.

    “I feel good. I feel normal. I’m not hurting.”

    It’s been a quiet season for the No. 12 pick of the 2010 draft, but Mathews may have a chance to make more noise on Sunday.

    Running back Ronnie Brown (hamstring) isn’t expected to play.

    Mathews, as a result, is expected to receive more handoffs and passes than he typically does.
    “You’ve just go to step up,” he said.

    Brown is the third-down back and leads Chargers running backs in catches (46), yards per catch (7.9) and yards per carry (4.7).

    Mathews is averaging 3.8 yard per carry, down from 4.9 last year and 4.3 as a rookie. He has scored one touchdown, compared with six last year and seven as a rookie.

    Sidelined for two games by a broken collarbone suffered on his first carry of the preseason, trusted less after a key fumble in Week Three, slowed later by an ankle injury, Mathews has only 18 more carries than Brown, who was signed to back him up.

    The theme no longer is what Brown can do for you, but what Mathews can do for the Bolts without Brown.

    “We all know what we’re supposed to do,” he said. “We all know how to pass protect. So we'll be fine.”

    Injury report
    The Chargers declared Demorrio Williams (ankle) out for Sunday’s game. Doubtful are Ronnie Brown, Donald Butler (groin), Jeromey Clary (hamstring) and Tyronne Green (hamstring).

    Eddie Royal (hamstring) is questionable but isn’t expected to play. Michael Harris (ankle) and Kendall Reyes (quad) are probable.

    The Panthers will be without defensive tackle Dwan Edwards, center Geoff Hangartner and running back Jonathan Stewart.

    Carolina listed three players as questionable: linebacker James Anderson, safety Colin Jones and receiver Brandon LaFell.

    Defensive tackle Charles Johnson, second on the team in sacks, returned to practice on Friday and is probable.

    Nuts 'N' Bolts
    Turner, using his favorite word, said the crowds at Chargers home games this year have been "outstanding." The team's performance, less so. The Chargers are 2-4 at home, including defeats in the last two home games. “We’ve got to show off for our fans," Le'Ron McClain said. "We haven’t been protecting our house like we need to this season."

    After practice, several players crowded around two televisions in the locker-room -- and not to watch ESPN. News updates unfolded of the elementary school shootings in Connecticut. There were blank faces and mutterings of shock and dismay.
     
  21. Charger Dave

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    So you do agree, the time we have enjoyed with San Diego having a professional football team isn't going to last much longer right? Who cares about "blame"?
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    Frankly, I don't know, but I'm not losing sleep over it.

    For the Chargers to move to LA, they'd have to give up a stake in the franchise. I don't see the Spanos family doing that. Is there another serious offer out there? They may threaten to leave, but until the moving trucks pull up, I'm not sweating it. ;)
     
  23. jackfrost

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    OH please, NO thanks.....

    Axel needs to stick with Sweet Child O' Mine, Paradise City and Welcome to the Jungle ......
     
  24. jackfrost

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    Now now......no need to belittle the Pumpkins of the world like that.
     
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    Oh do I ever, still waiting for that Dinner at Jack Hams ya lousy bastard .....

    I have no problem with being frugal whatsoever, very smart way to go about it in today's world ....

    hell, nothing's made to last these days, gotta keep that economy ticking over at all costs, that's why I refuse to pay for shite like cell phones that you pay for, regardless of whether or NOT they are even working.......same goes for TV and Internet ofcourse, but something's although a total ripoff, are basically necessities in today's world.
     
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    Is that Salvia Divinorum in the foreground I see ???

    You haven't been smoking that shite, have you ???....wicked trip by all accounts.

    Also, have any Bears shite in those woods ????
     
  27. jackfrost

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    Let me guess.... Strained nose hair this week ???
     
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    What about knockin on heavens door!


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    Have never said it was mate ....

    For memory and this is going back years now........Who first bought up our continual injury situation or what seemed to be the ever increasing issue of soft tissue problems and our lack of strength and conditioning each and every year for the past half dozen years.

    Wasn't given a moments thought by a soul till just recently and now everyone's agreeing its been a major player in our demise .....

    Then there was the question of "player evaluators" ......from scouts to FO peeps ...

    Again, an area that we have severely lacked in for many years now and just quietly sweep under the rug until now, once it's obvious to all and sundry, that the shite really has hit the fan.

    AJ and Norf deserve plenty of the blame too, don't get me wrong, but the majority of it should be directed at Spanos, he has the final say on ALL things that happen at Charger Park, how anyone could not see that is beyond me.
     
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    Like I'd be welcome there ????
     

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