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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Off to Chadstone this morning ......Ohhhhhh Joy !!!

    Just happens to be the biggest Westfield Shopping Centre in the entire Southern Hemisphere ....... If YOU DON'T MIND !!!

    How'd a Man draw the short straw on that one ??????

    If I don't get back before Xmas, I've probably been crushed in the rush by last minute nuff-nuff shoppers.
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You THINK !!!!!!

    How about you just hand in that Mancard for starters ya Pussy.
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well that verifies the Ol' gold-diggers saying of .....

    "Any dick in a storm" then, doesn't it !!!!!
     
  4. Charger Dave

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  5. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Did you say something about a mancard?:rolleyes:
     
  6. Blue Bolt

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    Why would a dick help in a storm?
     
  7. jackfrost

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    It wouldn't .........but you really think a gold-digger is gonna make a logical statement ????????
     
  8. jackfrost

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    Made it outta Chadstone in one piece ........ JUST !!!!!

    That place makes the Melbourne Zoo look like a stroll in the park....... One store alone took in over 300 boxes .....fantastic if only the public could get in there now, let alone see what's on the shelves for sale ....

    My Gawd there are some dickheads running this business.
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Oh right, lets compare hoisting 350 boxes, on 5 or more occasions during a day, with "baking cookies" !!!!!!

    Seriously "Betty Crocker", how about a picture of you with your apron on and the obligatory, flour on the nose pic, ya Fairy Godmother ???? :)
     
  10. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Oh, Your working! :oops::poop::oops::poop: :oops::poop::oops::poop: :oops::poop::oops::poop: :oops::poop::oops::poop: :oops::poop::oops::poop:






    never mine!
     
  11. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    PICK'EM

    FC & JACKO..............

    Don't forget to make your picks..........

    And Jackie you have a fantasy playoff game this week!
     
  12. FCBolt

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    They were on Mayan time.
    8 minutes left...
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    I baked my famous chocolate mouse cake yesterday, you'll be pleased to know...... and a batch of egg nog to boot. ;)
     
  14. Blue Bolt

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  15. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Oh cool,,,,,yea Jackie .... GFY :D


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  16. jackfrost

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    Ya think ???

    Just now got home .......that would be a 16 hour day thank you Betty, how long did your cookies take to make&bake ??? .... And what's worse ........we start again in exactly 7.5 hours ...

    I really do need to get a life...... ;)
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Say whaaaaaaaa ????

    How the hell did I manage that ?????

    I'm in no shape to pick them now ......will try and find a spare minute in the day tomorrow hopefully........shower and sleepy bye's time for this little black duck.
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Well I certainly made the most of those bastards fargin' up that prediction ..... So did Cotton On I do believe, they have just reamed me a new one in a big way.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    "famous" according to who ????

    Fred ????
     
  20. jackfrost

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    You two should get together for a bake-off and a frolic through the meadow together..... :)
     
  21. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Hahahaaaasas, don't you have work to do!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    Fred can't eat chocolate...... you, of all people, should know that it's toxic to dogs.

    The rest of my family enjoyed it quite a bit.
     
  23. jackfrost

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    I was only kidding about Fred and the Chocolate Mousse BLEW....... That was the one thing that not even Wrinky and Ruffles ever got near for a treat......

    But I sure as hell enjoyed it often though ......

    Off and at 'em again this morning ....... KissMyArse Day will be used for the longest sleep in of my life this year.......if I last that long.
     
  24. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Your a good man mate!
     
  25. Okie

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    marvin.jpg


    Fargin Mayans. I feel so ripped off right now.
     
  26. jackfrost

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    Not sure I'd go that far PUMP ..................think I may have have just about "hit the wall" here, Im totally rooted after just one day off in the last 14 days, body is aching like bitch ............... 13.5 more hours again today, though they have promised an earlier one tomorrow (yeah ......I'll believe that when I actually see it, full-of-shite bastards)

    Not to mention that the mercury hit around 108 fargin F Today .................... work one fricken Sunday per year and ofcourse it turns out to be one of the hottest days of the year.....................YEP, a good man outta luck PUMPY ..... :cautious:
     
  27. jackfrost

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    Typical Okie, a day late and a $ short .................. gotta love the basticle all the same.
     
  28. Okie

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    I got my Christmas turkey, but something tells me it's not a Tom....


    dolly turkey.jpg
     
  29. Okie

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    I slowed down to the speed of dark just to make sure you could keep up. By the way, how is our horse doing?
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Sorry PUMP..................I even checked the schedule to make sure there was NO THURSDAY game, but somehow I missed that there was a SATURDAY game .......dohhhhh !!!!

    I really am losing it !!!!!.................got the rest of the picks in though at least.

    Bedtime.............:sleep:
     

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