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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    I thought Canepa said that if AJ Smith got axed, there would be a line of suitors for his services.

    I guess AJ must have an unlisted number. ;)
     
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    Your rather sprightly this morning I see !!!!

    Did the Thin White Duke get lucky last night ????
     
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    I told you to be careful what you wished for Butt wipe .....

    Now it's duller than a new set of Ginsu knives around here ....

    And YES, I do blame you for that .....
     
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    Just channeling my inner Corpsie. :D
     
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    Won't be so dull if we get Lovie? ;)
     
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    We got a Coach or GM yet ???

    Oh farg, who cares, the good Lordy couldn't win with Spanos as his Puppeteer, so why all the chit-chat, waste of good long winded convo if you ask me ..... ;)

    I'm going with a totally out-of-the-box theory anyway.

    Hire whoever is the top Mexican soccer team coach at present ........ OK, may not win a game for awhile, but I guarantee the Q will be filled to the brim every week and we'll have plenty of color and pageantry between the wrestling headgear, flares and chanting.

    Hell, sign up Beckham as well and we get a two-4-one deal with Posh thrown in for good measure and she can run for mayor of Chula Vista or something and give Kardashboard a run for her money for the title of Queen of America.

    The Wormer would have his pockets overflowing with peso's ......... now isn't that what truly matters here ? :)
     
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    Wow !!!! ...so you've hit rock bottom then, sorry to hear that.
     
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    Well, seeing as I've already lived through a Lovie Smith era in St Louis ....... No fun in that for me. ( unless they maybe pull Warner out of retirement !!!!)

    I may have to go follow the fortunes of the Hamilton Tiger-Cats more closely I think.
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    Is there such a thing?........ Corpsie has hidden depths. :laugh:
     
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    Yeah, I love those rumors......... word is, he wants to bring Cam back with him. :roflmao:
     
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    That I am unaware of ....

    I only know of Mrs Corpsies "hidden depths" and they are a delight.
     
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    Newton ????

    Well at least Ringo will be ecstatic .... ;)

    So Fillup heading home to Carolina then ?.......straight swap I gather. :)
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    I'm only saying that with Corpsie, there is no bottom....... that sinkhole has no end.
     
  14. Blue Bolt

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    Try gain.
     
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    Dear Pat,

    Please provide SUNSHINE with a vowel if you would be so kind. ;)
     
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    I was giving you laundry advice. ;)
     
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    Funny you should mention that .......

    My Dear Mudder, Gawd bless her, has decided that after 53 or so years (22 of those away from this country it must be remembered)......

    .....her Son is incapable of changing his bed linen, vacuuming or even washing his own apparel ....... apparently !!!! :eek:

    Got home late again last night from work only to find my bed has a complete change of sheets and covers, washing hanging on the line and the carpet spotless (not a Cat hair to be found anywhere !!!!)

    Gotta love "Mudders", dont ya !!! ;)
     
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    OK, ready to sit back and watch a good game of College Football................. no care whatsoever who wins, just give me an entertaining, competitive game, that all I ask.

    Keep an eye on the Aussie kid for 'Bama, Jessie Williams, monster of a kid and the way its looking, could be big enough to play NT at the next level if he keeps growing at the rate he is ....... maybe.

    I know Shammy and Jammer will be glued to this game ......... good luck to the Irish, they'll probably need a tad of the "Luck of the Irish" to pull this one out. ;)
     
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    She must just miss having you around........... stinking up the garage. ;)
     
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    If they direct a couple spotlights on their helmets, that should be all the advantage the Irish need. ;)
     
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    Those bastards are Shiny, arent they !!!!

    The guy handed that responsibility of "maintaining the gleam", sure does take his job seriously, I will say that much.

    Well, that first score looked easy enough for the "Bammies" ............. The Irish havent seen an Offense this good during the year I don't believe.

    Lets see if they can answer back in kind ....... hope so.
     
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    Beats me mate, you'd have thought she'd be happy to have seen the last of me by now .................... the garage is home at the moment to another litter of new Puppies (6, all healthy) again, maybe I can blame those little ankle-biters for the "stank" ??? ;)
     
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    You have a cat? :eek:
     
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    My Gawddddddd.....................where the hell have you been ???

    How many times have I mentioned that the neighbours Cat has decided she'd rather reside here, than over there in the past 4 months ??? (The elderly lady has since died and her grand-daughter now resides there)

    She even sleeps on the spare bed most nights, wanders in whenever she feels the urge, lays on the couch next to me of a night and meows until I scratch her ears while she spreads out and gets comfy ...................she quite enjoys biting and scratching whenever she feels the need also, apprently my hand/arm look like a scratching pole ??? :rolleyes:
     
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    Irish can't STOP this 'Bammy "O" ...... this could get very ugly by the half at this rate !!!!
     
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    Let me rephrase that .............

    VERY VERY FUGLY ............... with an entire 2ND Qtr (forget the Half) still to play !!! :confused:
     
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    Are you suggesting the Irish didn't "earn" that #1 ranking? :eek:

    ;)
     
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    Get a cheap scratching post....... or get a tetanus shot. ;)
     
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    OK, so lets draft Big Jess "J-Wall II" as a Fullback !!! ...................... hell, if we can keep China Ryno on the park at all, even he may be able to follow that large-arse through some holes without being touched. ;)
     
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    Well mate ..................they can only beat "whovever" is on their schedule afterall .................... just to bad that schedule is, well lets say, rather underwhelming and more about satisfying an adoring (large) NBC audience every week, than about competitive Football games. ;)
     

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