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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    My Gawddddddd.....................where the hell have you been ???

    How many times have I mentioned that the neighbours Cat has decided she'd rather reside here, than over there in the past 4 months ??? (The elderly lady has since died and her grand-daughter now resides there)

    She even sleeps on the spare bed most nights, wanders in whenever she feels the urge, lays on the couch next to me of a night and meows until I scratch her ears while she spreads out and gets comfy ...................she quite enjoys biting and scratching whenever she feels the need also, apprently my hand/arm look like a scratching pole ??? :rolleyes:
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Irish can't STOP this 'Bammy "O" ...... this could get very ugly by the half at this rate !!!!
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Let me rephrase that .............

    VERY VERY FUGLY ............... with an entire 2ND Qtr (forget the Half) still to play !!! :confused:
     
  4. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Are you suggesting the Irish didn't "earn" that #1 ranking? :eek:

    ;)
     
  5. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Get a cheap scratching post....... or get a tetanus shot. ;)
     
  6. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    OK, so lets draft Big Jess "J-Wall II" as a Fullback !!! ...................... hell, if we can keep China Ryno on the park at all, even he may be able to follow that large-arse through some holes without being touched. ;)
     
  7. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well mate ..................they can only beat "whovever" is on their schedule afterall .................... just to bad that schedule is, well lets say, rather underwhelming and more about satisfying an adoring (large) NBC audience every week, than about competitive Football games. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

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    She keeps this shite up and the only "post" she'll be hearing will be "The Last Post" !!!! ;)

    Anyone seen Trumpy lately ??? :D
     
  9. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    I think you just called God's team a bunch of pretenders. :eek:
     
  10. jackfrost

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    AJ cramping 5 minutes into the 2nd Q ???

    "Miss Alabammy" must have worn his arse out last night ??? ;)

    Which I find hard to argue with at all mind you !!!

    [​IMG]
     
  11. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Did I ?......................OK. :D

    Dont worry, I'm sure Shammy has some excuse as to "why, this is so". ;)
     
  12. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    tl:dr??? :D
     
  13. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Clinton-Dix ???? :eek:

    let me guess, his teamates call him "Monica" for short (but not for long !!) ?????
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Your LION !!! :p
     
  15. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Oh my goodness ................

    If the time for "Divine intervention" wasnt already upon them, then NOW would be a good time for the Good Lordy to make his move. :rolleyes:
     
  16. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    She should contact an attorney! I see a legit case of "refund gap" ;)

    Paging Corpsie?
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Who said Monica "couldn't catch" ??? :confused:
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Not to mention a little camel
     
  19. jackfrost

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    When's the Irish first-teamers take the field ???? :whistling:
     
  20. Blitzy

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    She's clearly got an outtie with some Kamel Toe thingie going on!
     
  21. jackfrost

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    The start of the comeback ...... :p
     
  22. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    I am totally focused on the Alabama Center. He is everything Nick Hardwick ain't. ;)
     
  23. Blue Bolt

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    He's not undersized?......... remember, we only draft undersized centers here. ;)
     
  24. jackfrost

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    Have the 'Bammy "covered" the Vegas line yet ??? :roflmao:
     
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    You mean "physical" I take it ? :D

    Poor Ol' Hardwina tries his darndest, would never question his desire, the guy just isnt big enough, simple as that, being saying it for years.

    Back when the OLine was mucher stronger, he had a role and good "cover" to hide his limitations, not so much for years now.
     
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    Oh good ................Golson's got Hawt !!!! :tup:

    Any chance we can play 6 Q's ????
     
  27. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    When ND's offense takes the field I find myself a bit distracted thanks to you Blewy! :p

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  28. jackfrost

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    hahahahahaha.....................now there's a show of intensity if ever there was one ......

    The Center and QB coming to blows in a blowout WIN !!!!! :eek:

    Now that shows who the real football players are ........ good stuff.
     
  29. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Oh yeah - it isn't often you see a fargin CENTER getting pancake blocks these days - that kid is a road grader than can hike the football. :cool:.. Everybody wants to talk Tackles but I figure you build from the inside out.

    Note to Philip - if the football Gods answer my little prayer and somehow Barrett Jones comes to San Diego - do NOT Jaw at him and try to show him up in front of the nation - he takes that :poop: personal!!! :D
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Now where did this come from ?????

    No need for "gratuitous sexual arousement" now lads.

    OK, this game is past the point of boring, bring 'em on BLEW !!!!

    What exactly is she doing "with the little black box" by the way ????
     

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