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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You are kidding, right ?????

    As for "D" (superman position)...

    His head and feet would be that far off the ground, people would start using him as a See-Saw !!!!!!
     
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  2. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Who you calling Fify? :D
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Where's Lance gone ????

    just wanted to ask him how the Oprah interview went ......

    Anyone who believes for one New York millisecond this lowlife is gonna "spill his guts" and speak an ounce of truth in this charade, needs to come and see me about that "Big Rock I have down here for sale" .......

    Seriously, it would great as a garden feature as long as you have a rather large backyard. :)
     
  4. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I think it suits you rather well .......
     
  5. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    WoW can I hire Blue as a trainer!:D
     
  6. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    what's up with the new look UT page ?

    Annie is wearing more eyeshadow these days than Pumpkin, which in itself is a little scary.

    Maybe she thought she'd be interviewing Little Johnny and not the Ol Man ????

    Might be time for a shot at AG instead !!!! (Or Bjorn even)
     
  7. jackfrost

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    How you plan on paying him ????

    Ohhhhhhhh.........I get it. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

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    Just watched the Baby Panda video on the UT page .....

    I gotta get me one of those little basticle's, cute as getup.
     
  9. Blitzy

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    Indirectly!

    Pumpy will just keep buying every Apple product that comes out and Blew Balls will somehow benefit.
     
  10. Blitzy

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    You over Kangaroos & Wallabies? :giggle:
     
  11. Blitzy

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    Oh Snap! It's rather fetching or is it feltching? :confused:
     
  12. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    There is a little Apple stock buried somewhere in my portfolio. ;)
     
  13. FCBolt

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    ****, if he can run that thing, he can run the Chargers.
     
  14. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    48 games should be about right.
    Hell, take it down to 24 teams and 36 games. That'll make it all count, and with quality players too, no room for goonage.

    Course, they wouldn't make as much $$$:rolleyes:
     
  15. Blitzy

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    And you thought that was a secret to us? ;)
     
  16. Lance19

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    I'd have never guessed!
    Compared to you, Steve Jobs was kinda demure and bearish about Apple products...
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Don't doubt it ...... It's like Little Bow Peep and her flock, isn't it.

    Maybe Pumpy can take that "lamb" sig of yours off your hands ???
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Well Pandas don't jump around, so that would be a bonus for starters ...... Or tails for that matter.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Been awhile since we've discussed feltching, hasn't it ....... Wonder why that would be ?????
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah .......along with Samsung I'm sure. ;)

    I wouldn't at all be surprised if BLEW has a little "Asian" in him ....... Then again, a red-headed Asian Bowie lookalike might be stretching it.
     
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    Wonder if there's any truth to the rumor that BLEW is actively working behind the scenes to get a Church of Jobs built in San Diego ?????
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Can't say I recall what length a normal NHL season even was ????

    Must have been around the same as an NBA season I'm guessing !!!!

    NO GOONAGE ?????? ......well why even bother having a season at all if that's missing ???? ......what are all those fans with no teeth of their own gonna enjoy about a fight-free, Ice Hockey game ????
     
  23. Blue Bolt

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    I only recommend Samsung for their TVs......... Apple isn't in the TV business, yet. ;)
     
  24. Okie

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    Is it just me or does he look like the guy you see on the news getting perp walked for kiddie porn?
     
  25. jackfrost

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    Has anyone found Jimmy Raye yet ???

    Maybe The Wormer has "bolted" the dungeon shut and thrown away the key card ???

    Come out, Come out where you are, Jimmy Raye !!!!
     
  26. jackfrost

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    He hasn't had experience with "The Muppets" .......has he ????
     
  27. Okie

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    Well the Colts OLine is fairly small. I'm just sayin'
     
  28. Okie

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    He's probably in some dive down in TJ drinking the pain away.

    "I was a contender! But that fargin' AJ had to recommend me! What did he think would happen after drafting English and Davis?! Does he think he's E.F. fargin Hutton? Now the only ones who want me are the Jets, and Rex's tat just gives me nightmares."
     
  29. Charger Dave

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    Maybe if Rex ran out and got a Jimmy tattoo?
     
  30. Lance19

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    What makes you think he doesn't already have one?
    (my guess is that it's right under Rexy's Feb. 2010 tat of Nate Kaeding's right foot)
     

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