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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Dead account

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    Ayup, I read that he gave 4 people crabs - it kinda worried me that he didn't say "women" but what the hey, we are talking Pumpy here. ;) Lets just say that makes 4 happy people and hopefully at least two Gynaecologists. :)
     
  2. Stallion1994

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  3. jackfrost

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    Well Thank Gawd you at least got it Dave !!! ........ ;) :D
     
  4. jackfrost

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    Holy Nutbuster Stanly .....................:eek:

    You wanna hernia Son ?

    And why is the weight NOT starting on the floor ??? .................what are those ?........"Training shelves" you start from ya cheatin' little bastage ??? ;)

    And lets talk about that "Fugly face thingmajiggy" you've got going on !!!!!

    Son, that look is never gonna get you a woman.

    So, would you like us to refer to you now as the Pocket Hercules ????

     
  5. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    That that Lance......... our Lance. :laugh:
     
  6. Stallion1994

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    Lols. They're called lifting blocks and they're used to strengthen that part of the pull. They tend to be harder than pulling from the floor.

    And I'm not going to get a hernia. Weightlifting is probably the safest sport in the world, believe it or not.
     
  7. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Dave it was 2 and 2! I have to play fair!
     
  8. Stallion1994

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    Jack, you actually should have seen my 165kg back squat today...
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    Tell that to Jared Gaither. ;)
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Ofcourse it is Stanly !!!! :rolleyes: (ya little wanker)

    ....... :whistling:
     
  11. jackfrost

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    Say WHAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!

    So your telling me you have 165 behind you and you reach back and then whip that over your head ???

    NICE !!!!!!!
    We may have to start calling you Mr Dubble-jointed ....... And get you a gig with The Jim Rose Travelling Freakshow. ;)

    (Hmmmmmm........wonder if that chick is still about that puts a grinder on her VJJ ????)
     
  12. jackfrost

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    the Big Lazy just fainted from reading that ......
     
  13. jackfrost

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    Hope you at least "wiped off" in between ?????
     
  14. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    I don't see any fun in that!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  15. Stallion1994

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    hahahahaha, no. I just squatted it. I WISH I could put it over my head.
     
  16. Stallion1994

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    It is not my fault nor should it paint a bad image of me if someone trains like an idiot :D
     
  17. Stallion1994

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    As long as you use proper mechanics and don't lift like an idiot. it is actually very safe.
     
  18. Blue Bolt

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    You do realize that football players aren't the brightest lot in the world. ;)
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Believe Chris Culliver put up his hand this week to take over the Presidency of that group, didn't he !!!!!
     
  20. Stallion1994

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    This is true. Good thing I'm not a football player :D
     
  21. Stallion1994

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    He's stupid AND he's a douche. What a perfectly common combo...
     
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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Afternoon guys...... the owner decided I needed Sat. off instead of Sun. after about 10 years now...... starts on SB Sunday....... bummer but let known , won't fly during the season at all.
     
  24. jackfrost

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    San Fran must have the largest population of intellectually retarded NFLers in the Country by the sound of things.

    If they weren't informed as to what the video was about, surely you'd think they'd at least ask, wouldn't you ????

    Dumb and Dumber just continues to soar amongst these brilliant specimens, doesn't it !!!!!

    When their football careers are over, at least it's comforting to know there are still plenty of peeps in the world to keep the roadsides clear of trash, anyway......... Mind you, I don't think I'd be handing them any tools, that would probably overburden their capabilities.
     
  25. Blitzy

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    Ah, gotta luv the youngins! So idealistic and impressionable ;)
     
  26. jackfrost

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    You didn't make the grade if my memory serves me correctly ??? .....something about tripping over a blade of grass comes to mind !!!!!

    maybe you could start up your own sub-culture ???? :)
     
  27. jackfrost

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    What happened to that "pull" you had ????

    NO...not that one, the other "pull" silly !!!!! ;)
     
  28. jackfrost

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    Yep...... We somehow need to find the release valve on young Stanly, seems he may well be in need of a flushing out, time to relieve some weight from the beanbag I do believe. :)
     
  29. jackfrost

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    If these pricks don't answer their door shortly, all 97 boxes of shite will be left at the back door and they can take it from there !!!!

    Bastage's are supposed to be here an hour ago ...... :(
     
  30. Blue Bolt

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    Don't you have your iPad along to entertain yourself in the meantime? ;)
     

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