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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Afternoon sirs.
     
  2. Blitzy

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  3. Blitzy

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    Blew Balls. He's talkin to youhoooooo :D
     
  4. Blitzy

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    Just goes to cement the fact that the twos of us are not the brightest bulbs :D
     
  5. Blitzy

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    Tattoos are big business right now and a part of our popular culture. In fact, walking into any bar and not having a tat puts one on the side of being in the minority.

    Lots of tattoo artists do not make a boat load of money, but they happen to have lots of "nice" stuff and hot GFs. Why? Because they do business on a bartering system. Ever wondered as to how so many auto/bike mechanics have tats, but not too many computer programmers? Well, riddle me this, how many tat artists do you know who don't fiddle with muscle cars/bikes for sake of being on their iPads? :confused:

    Also, when you see a girl with extensive and elaborate tats such as full body, sleeves, etc... Run as far and fast as possible! I know for sure that chicks don't pay several thousand $$$ for that kinda body art. I mean for farg sake, girls don't even pay for a $7 drink ;)
     
  6. Blitzy

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    Looks like I'm the only one here ;)

    Good PM to you to Master X :)
     
  7. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    I was here, but Fred just gave me the stink eye.......... back later. ;)
     
  8. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Master ? X.
     
  9. Blitzy

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    Master as in Master Mason! No?!
     
  10. jackfrost

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    He'll NO !!!!

    I say he'll have suffered enough when he's sitting behind bars for a good number of years and given all the free time he needs to reflect on what exactly it is he has created.

    Maybe if others thinking of ever going down the same road, see what lies ahead for those that cheat the system, they'll have second thoughts.
     
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    I only just wrote a paragraph you embellishing bastage ...... Then again, that's probably a line or 2 beyond your attention span abilities. ;)

    And NO, I got the tongue in cheek reference ya wanker .......... But farg it, hate that prick Armstrong with a passion and I hope he gets his just rewards, as I would say about anyone who rorts the system to the extent he is guilty of.
     
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    Well he is the Chosen One when it comes to intellectual info on all things Electrical, isn't he ???
     
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    Should we get together and help each other in this field maybe ????

    At least we keep it among ourselves ......... SOD isn't something I'd be proud to spread among the populous afterall. ;)
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Are you implying that they maybe selling their "goodies" for favours rendered ????

    Oh my !!!!!! ....the humility of it all is shameless !!!! ;)
     
  15. jackfrost

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    Wishful thinking on your behalf Poofessoria ....... Not all of us have the pleasure of "working from home" like some lazy bastage I know ......;)
     
  16. Blitzy

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    Anything with the name Armstrong gets your little nickers in a twists. Even poor (RIP) Neil Or Louis :D
     
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    He farted in your general direction ????

    Been watching Monty Python again, has he ?????
     
  18. Blitzy

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    Did you forget culinary? :eek:
     
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    I was thinking Master Stonemason myself !!!!!
     
  20. Blitzy

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    Not selling their bodies per se, but younger women find most guys with tats hot (it's the the rebellious thingie-me-bob, badboy factor) Not unusual for them to have a fargbuddy tat artist ;)
     
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    Good men who had substance those two Poofessoria, who gave plenty to Mankind ........ What's "The Boil's" lasting legacy ????

    Get a nut removed, gain the publics sympathy and then proceed to rip peeps off for millions through whatever means it takes ????

    Screw that bastage, give him the "chair" I say ...... ;)
     
  22. Blitzy

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    Fify ;)
     
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    That dog will be the death of me. His allergies are acting up, so his eyes are bothering him.

    What's Fred's solution?...... grind his head into the ground and lacerate his forehead. Bastage has blood smeared over his face and a two abrasions (one over his eye lid). He looks like a prizefighter now.

    There's high maintenance, and then there's Fred. :rolleyes:
     
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    Im not sure he can hold a candle to Taco in that department ....... And PUMP is making a run for that title of late also .....
     
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    Nothing to fix ...... I wank from home on a daily basis ....... That's not news to anyone I'm sure. :)
     
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    Well isn't that just another way of saying it ???

    Giving up the Snapper for a favour doesn't always have to involve the exchange of cash, does it ????

    I had one chickie tell me her "friend does it for nothing" ....... Which I find a little hard believe to be honest. ;)

    She's not the hottest thing I call on, so I figure she must give great head at least !!!! :)
     
  27. Blitzy

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    The moment you think of nothing, then it becomes something ;)
     
  28. Blitzy

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    You just threw down the gauntlet ;)
     
  29. jackfrost

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    uhhhh Man, that sucks, poor Baby.

    Wrinky used to have the same problem in regard to his ears, he'd scratch those baby's raw till they bleed, that build up of a yeast type product in such a small canal would drive him crazy....... Even after having his entire inner ears removed, he'd still rub them occasionally, I think it had become such a habit he didn't know what else to do with his spare time.

    What's he rubbing on BLEW to cause a laceration ?? .....the actual ground ?
    At least Wrink used the carpet more so than a solid surface, this avoiding cutting himself.
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Exactly ....... Very little worth having in today's world is "totally free" my friend.

    And if they are, then they probably aren't even worth dealing with.
     

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