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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Im not sure he can hold a candle to Taco in that department ....... And PUMP is making a run for that title of late also .....
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Nothing to fix ...... I wank from home on a daily basis ....... That's not news to anyone I'm sure. :)
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well isn't that just another way of saying it ???

    Giving up the Snapper for a favour doesn't always have to involve the exchange of cash, does it ????

    I had one chickie tell me her "friend does it for nothing" ....... Which I find a little hard believe to be honest. ;)

    She's not the hottest thing I call on, so I figure she must give great head at least !!!! :)
     
  4. Blitzy

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    The moment you think of nothing, then it becomes something ;)
     
  5. Blitzy

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    You just threw down the gauntlet ;)
     
  6. jackfrost

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    uhhhh Man, that sucks, poor Baby.

    Wrinky used to have the same problem in regard to his ears, he'd scratch those baby's raw till they bleed, that build up of a yeast type product in such a small canal would drive him crazy....... Even after having his entire inner ears removed, he'd still rub them occasionally, I think it had become such a habit he didn't know what else to do with his spare time.

    What's he rubbing on BLEW to cause a laceration ?? .....the actual ground ?
    At least Wrink used the carpet more so than a solid surface, this avoiding cutting himself.
     
  7. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Exactly ....... Very little worth having in today's world is "totally free" my friend.

    And if they are, then they probably aren't even worth dealing with.
     
  8. jackfrost

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    ..or in Taco's case ...... Threw down the Freezer.
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Who said the worlds a farg'd up place ?????

    "Nine-year-old Mexican girl gives birth to healthy baby daughter"


    See, not a thing in the world to be concerned about, it's all good !!! ;)
     
  10. Blitzy

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    Not uncommon for 11-12 year olds to mother a child in some very backward parts of the world. In fact very common practice to marry off pre-teens by the 19th century (remember that people didn't generally live that long in the absence of modern medicine)

    I am actually quite a bit surprised that an 8 or 9 year old had the required "plumbing" to get preggers, but if I had to take a wild guess, I'd wager on the possibility that her age has been fudged by a couple of years. No explanation makes this anything but a case of child rape in our society, but just wanted to add that in p*sspoor and backward places, parents do not even obtain a proper birth certificate before the child is already grown up (they are not always born in hospitals ;) )
     
  11. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    So - I guess that doesn't make you "a wanker", just someone with a lot of nervous energy that has to keep his hands busy right? :whistling:
     
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    sorry.............. slow today. yes.
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Oh hell NO Dave ... I'm a fully-fledged., card carrying member of Wankers United and have no problem admitting it. ;)
     
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    oh damn !!!!

    I wondered what that the Bikie dude from the Village People had been up to since the demise of the group.

    Think they only have a pic from the waist up for a reason ????

    you know he's still wearing those arseless chaps as well as I do. ;)
     
  16. jackfrost

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    All done by midday !!!!!!

    shite, now what do I do ?????

    To damn hot to sit around out here, may head back and give the truck a wash and take a shower myself while I'm at it ......
     
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  18. Blitzy

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    Just looked at you post count! You have over 14000 posts with only 399 yet 36 :eek:

    That's quite a record :laugh:
     
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    I think Corpsie probably accounts for half of those negative marks. ;)
     
  21. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    OK, forget what I said Yesty, it's a new day, meaning a whole new bunch of far more exciting allegations.....

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/mor...e-crime-in-sport/story-e6frf9jf-1226572459574

    I'm betting (perhaps I should rephrase that ???) that the football club accused of all sorts of improprieties Yesty, is now breathing a huge sigh of relief, as they have been shuffled to about Page 15 next to the Funnies and daily horoscope because of these new stories.

    Gotta love it !!!! :)
     
  23. jackfrost

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    If Spanos doesn't get a marked improvement on the field shortly, he won't have to worry about covering up seats at the Murph, he could comfortably accommodate the crowds that will be coming by holding the games over at Bonita High's stadium ...... Mind you, he may still want to drop by the local Home Depot and purchase a couple of those house-painting tarps, just in case a few seats aren't filled.
     
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    What about Matti and Tina ????????.......they aren't chopped liver ya know !!!!
     
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    You forget to take the meds today ??????????????
     
  26. jackfrost

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    For this post I rated you a negative so you don't feel left out.
     
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    Sure, they made a valuable contribution too.
     
  28. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Had a job interview wanted to dress up!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  29. Blue Bolt

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    As a street mime? ;)
     
  30. Blitzy

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    I feel dirty since my Snow White record was abused by You! Barf!!!

    P.S. WTF! Even your Negs don't have enough bite, yer toothless wanker :confused:
     

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